heidi brandenburg
@abandonedbranch
autotune's #1 fan. helping creators live their dreams. sometime director of engineering. way back leader of the sippy cup set (they drink from glasses now!)
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considering dedicating a full drawer to startup tshirts🤔
still +1 freezer placenta...
A fortune teller turns over a tarot card with a placenta on it. 'Your destiny is to become an entrepreneur,' he says to you.
it went unremarked, this was a takeoff on english language translation of goethe
me: well i didnt sleep well and then i didn't have a chance to eat all day and then we had 4 glasses of wine and no food husband: amatures #passover #imarriedajew
Questions to ask when interviewing - how many slack channels do you have? - how many notion docs were created in the last 7 days?
when i age and misplace the details of this era, i will fondly recall the number of baths i took on work trips. like fully submerged deep hot as f baths. thank stars for hotel bathtubs.
Nostalgia! Mid-Career Woman Still Gets Rejected From Job Applications For Not Being Technical Enough
✅ launch telescope to orbit ✅ launch another telescope to orbit ✅ attend a tech company board meeting and actually speak gotta figure out wtf i do with my life now 😂
Children of time has increased my commitment to never getting on an ark ship led by a solo white dude
Data visualization inspiration thanks to DALL-E: how Rothko, Basquiat, Picasso, and Monet would create an academic chart.
the engineering manager up late blasting perl jam into the darkness, pounding out performance reviews. 14-year-old me has some choice words for my middle-aged self 🙃
The real MTTR
mother's day is always tough and this one worse than most. every woman should choose if and when they become a mother.
husband: everyone says picard sucks me: hmm, i thought ep 1 was ok? h: well ep 2 /watches ep 2 m: goddamn it
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