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heidi brandenburg

@abandonedbranch

autotune's #1 fan. helping creators live their dreams. sometime director of engineering. way back leader of the sippy cup set (they drink from glasses now!)

considering dedicating a full drawer to startup tshirts🤔


still +1 freezer placenta...

A fortune teller turns over a tarot card with a placenta on it. 'Your destiny is to become an entrepreneur,' he says to you.



it went unremarked, this was a takeoff on english language translation of goethe

every deploy is terrifying



me: well i didnt sleep well and then i didn't have a chance to eat all day and then we had 4 glasses of wine and no food husband: amatures #passover #imarriedajew


Questions to ask when interviewing - how many slack channels do you have? - how many notion docs were created in the last 7 days?


when i age and misplace the details of this era, i will fondly recall the number of baths i took on work trips. like fully submerged deep hot as f baths. thank stars for hotel bathtubs.


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Nostalgia! Mid-Career Woman Still Gets Rejected From Job Applications For Not Being Technical Enough


✅ launch telescope to orbit ✅ launch another telescope to orbit ✅ attend a tech company board meeting and actually speak gotta figure out wtf i do with my life now 😂


Children of time has increased my commitment to never getting on an ark ship led by a solo white dude


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Data visualization inspiration thanks to DALL-E: how Rothko, Basquiat, Picasso, and Monet would create an academic chart.

emollick's tweet image. Data visualization inspiration thanks to DALL-E: how Rothko, Basquiat, Picasso, and Monet would create an academic chart.
emollick's tweet image. Data visualization inspiration thanks to DALL-E: how Rothko, Basquiat, Picasso, and Monet would create an academic chart.
emollick's tweet image. Data visualization inspiration thanks to DALL-E: how Rothko, Basquiat, Picasso, and Monet would create an academic chart.
emollick's tweet image. Data visualization inspiration thanks to DALL-E: how Rothko, Basquiat, Picasso, and Monet would create an academic chart.

the engineering manager up late blasting perl jam into the darkness, pounding out performance reviews. 14-year-old me has some choice words for my middle-aged self 🙃


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The real MTTR

Next question can be about the time between reorgs.



mother's day is always tough and this one worse than most. every woman should choose if and when they become a mother.


husband: everyone says picard sucks me: hmm, i thought ep 1 was ok? h: well ep 2 /watches ep 2 m: goddamn it


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