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We not built for a 9-5 bruh we supposed to be in some random field eating fruit
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normalize leaving after the first red flag, i won’t do it, but you guys should
“women are natural nurturers.” bitch i wanna nurter a baby. not a grown ass man
Curly hair me and straight hair me are two pretty best friends
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i always grab my own ass just to remember what’s good
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