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my beautiful daughter Dont Photograph Strangers In Public and my beautiful daughter Phone Off In Theatre
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what is rizz if not swag persevering
Release your inner bitches or whatever Natasha Bedingfield be saying
Does anyone wanna follow me on 🦋? I might talk about horticulture and try to learn how to make jokes again idk
I’m taking the lyrics of rainbow connection and really holding space with that
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Ignore the mess and how I look and everything and just LOOK AT THIS ENORMOUS STAGHORN FERN I GOT FOR $20 ON MARKETPLACE!!!!
This was a joke, but why would this resonate with me? I do not work late. I go to sleep… Sabrina is a wonderful young vocalist doing her thing. I wish her nothing but success and longevity, Pop Crave. 🤨
Dionne Warwick when asked by NPR if Sabrina Carpenter’s “I’m working late ‘cause I’m a singer” lyric resonates with her: “That does not resonate with me”
hey does anyone know what my personality is and if i am succeeding at being a person? thanks 💜
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you’ve destroyed the sanctity of this gazebo you belligerent fool
ok but the fact that she felt the need to have her friends collect her records and then CHANGE HER NUMBER implies that she did in fact need to cut him off like girl what did he do
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