Old Don
@absolutelyman
hello world, me name be Don, and 'tis a truth: I live alon', unrequented love for les, with tweets you'll see what Old Don says...
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Running out of @oldelpasouk taco shells during lockdown 😨 #AwfullyBritishFears
Hi @sainsburys , can you tell me if @oldelpasouk taco shells are still available to buy during the lockdown? Just want to make sure they are classed as essential items! Also you need to put a limit on how many one may purchase so people don't panic buy them like the toilet paper!
Hi @asda , can you tell me if @oldelpasouk taco shells are still available to buy during the lockdown? Just want to make sure they are classed as essential items! Also you need to put a limit on how many one may purchase so people don't panic buy them like the toilet paper!
Hi @Tesco , can you tell me if @oldelpasouk taco shells are still available to buy during the lockdown? Just want to make sure they are classed as essential items! Also you need to put a limit on how many one may purchase so people don't panic buy them like the toilet paper!
The face of a man worrying about what the studio lights are doing to his new hair transplant #ARGCRO #bbcworldcup #Fabregas #WorldCup
Fabregas looks like he has been drugged, rummaged into a hold all, dumped into a bath, electrocuted multiple times and then dragged through a swamp for good measure #standardthrusdaynight #rough #ARGCRO
The Croatian manager looks like the owner of a gay strip club I used to frequent in The Gorbals back in the day with Les. #ARGCRO
I'm convinced Roy Keane is going to kill Slavan Bilic if he keeps touching his shoulder 😂 #CRONGA #WorldCup
Speaking of #upskirting I can't believe any one would want to look up a woman's skirt... but saying that please remember I am a flaming homosexual. Any way it's now called #Choping anyway apparently...
#BuildingtheDream "I don't like damp houses..." .... better make my new one out of straw then
#WorldBipolarDay "Oh lovely things Naj, lovely things! BRILLIANT calender of railway stations..." ... "I AM GLAD I'VE COME"
#WorldTheatreDay I remember well the day Naj and I enjoyed a showing of Agatha Christie's #themousetrap back in '03. It was the best of times.
Naj is dead, Dave is on the phone, Les is now a lady, and Old Adam's Al Capone. #WorldPoetryDay
If all fails for Pedro, he could make a great Adam Sandler impersonator #LEICHE
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