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SPOUSE: I have to work late Thursday OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid


If the machines ever rise up against us I’ll definitely die but I am taking as many Kroger self-checkouts with me as I can before then


the haters couldn’t fathom living this well

actioncookbook's tweet image. the haters couldn’t fathom living this well

[sobbing] I’m finally free Wordle 1,040 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩


We said goodbye this morning to our dear friend Holly. She left us peacefully, surrounded by love. We are comforted knowing that she is no longer in pain. There will never be another like her.

actioncookbook's tweet image. We said goodbye this morning to our dear friend Holly. She left us peacefully, surrounded by love. We are comforted knowing that she is no longer in pain. There will never be another like her.
actioncookbook's tweet image. We said goodbye this morning to our dear friend Holly. She left us peacefully, surrounded by love. We are comforted knowing that she is no longer in pain. There will never be another like her.
actioncookbook's tweet image. We said goodbye this morning to our dear friend Holly. She left us peacefully, surrounded by love. We are comforted knowing that she is no longer in pain. There will never be another like her.
actioncookbook's tweet image. We said goodbye this morning to our dear friend Holly. She left us peacefully, surrounded by love. We are comforted knowing that she is no longer in pain. There will never be another like her.

“Fireworks are fun, but we need something for small kids to do” “What about a burning stick of thermite and white-hot metal that you hold in your hand” “First of all I love it”


this is a perfect spam email subject line

actioncookbook's tweet image. this is a perfect spam email subject line

we do this for a matchup between two 3-8 AFC South teams

No other country can do this

Ameer_Kotecha's tweet image. No other country can do this


EUROPEANS: I don’t understand how so many Americans don’t have passports ALSO EUROPEANS: I am coming to the US for three days and I would like to see Disney World, the Grand Canyon, Hawaii and New York. Any advice?

When I found out that a lot of Americans don’t have passports I was so shocked. I don’t know anybody that doesn’t have a passport here.



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