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Fear is plucky and globes are square

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When you lose the Wizard Competition and don't become the family wizard

'Wizards of Waverly Place' Disney Star David Henrie Arrested for Loaded Gun at LAX dlvr.it/QjlRr3



"Under the fundamental rule that no one may be a judge in his own case, the President cannot pardon himself." -DoJ's website

adam_hazelton's tweet image. "Under the fundamental rule that no one may be a judge in his own case, the President cannot pardon himself." -DoJ's website

Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne

Zuckerberg takes his seat... on a 4-inch cushion.

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It's only a matter of time until @realDonaldTrump starts streaming Fortnite.


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Are you OK? Do we need to send help to you?


I #GotTheMemo that @BobbyBliatout is the one to beat @RepDevinNunes! I just donated $22 to secure.actblue.com/donate/bliatou… Please like and share, and we can make this a #BlueMidterm2018!


Bitcoin's having a special 50% off Christmas sale


I thought episode 1 was making an Upside-Down visual metaphor for like 20 minutes before I found out my phone was flipped the wrong way.


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Thx to @GOPLeader for coming to @BHSDrillers AP Government students today and answering all their questions!!

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I've melted AT LEAST 6 glaciers with the amount of ice breakers we're doing


"Scientists" are saying don't look at the eclipse cuz it'll burn your eyes, but I know they really just want the superpowers for themselves.


Current dorm packing list: ✔ - Socks ✔ - Toothpaste ✔ - Toothpaste cap ✔ - Nuclear fallout suit ✔ - Pillow case Am I forgetting anything?


Me: Oh boy I'm going to college I can't wait to finally take classes that pertain to my personal interests. General Requirements: lol


July 4th = The OG Brexit


Just a quick reminder that some ultimately meaningless numbers come out in 3 days


Power outtages in my neighborhood are basically God's way of saying I need to eat the tub of ice cream in my freezer


Sit down. Buy Bumble.


When it's your last year of high school and you don't know how to tweet

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BUMBLE IS NATIONAL BUSINESS PLAN CHAMPIONS!!! 🐝


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