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Apparently coconuts are mammals because they have hair and produce milk #TheMoreYouNope


Read this headline and thought of you...@JeremyClarkson

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Donald Trump: ☑️ in trouble constantly for ignorant twitter comments ☑️ affairs with porn stars ☑️ incredibly huge ego ☑️ millions wasted on private flights ☑️ absolutely no musical talent my god he has literally everything it takes to be a top tier DJ


Fires and Floods and Earthquakes oh my, welcome to California 2018


I always seem to wash my car on the two days a year we get rain. What is that?


Every time I get a package on a Sunday I feel like I've been accepted to Hogwarts


*Asks guy how he's doing* Well...35 years of intense mathematics and simulations to find the answers to the universe...you? Doing alright..


In a store with a $40 whisk. A whisk Thousand Oaks


Haven't slept in two days... this fire is not giving up....


The Eye of the Storm wouldn't sound so dangerous if we just called it the Hurricane Nipple.


I'll still use chrome, but thanks for giving us some @reggiewatts 👾

Firefox, now in double time.



No twitter...I don't care about the death of a mass murderer...in fact, the less I know about them, the better... that's how it should be...


Want that new Tesla so I bought 2 shares of twitter. #0-buffetin1.9seconds


Stabbing happens on the block I work a few hours before I come in... like there's mostly hipsters and vegans here wtf...


California is on fire. Harvey got fired. Trump wants more firepower. It's lit🔥


It seems like football players have more political balls than the politicians... but maybe that's just me


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