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@advancedflea

Over 18 | Gamer | Writer | Podcaster | Hobbyist Youtuber | Computer Systems Engineer | Opinions expressed are my own | I don’t always work for free

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Thots and thot-bots will be blocked on sight. Y'all ain't slick.


When you work in I.T. But you also live in England

imagine you’re walking along and suddenly someone installs 16 GB of RAM on you

whatRanjuSaid's tweet image. imagine you’re walking along and suddenly someone installs 16 GB of RAM on you


I too have a neighbour called Steve. Heheheeee

Timeline cleanse.



Hotels with heat pumps/air con in the rooms...please clean your air filters between guests. It saves you electricity, maintenance call outs and is less gross. When light can't pass through them, that is a problem. Looking at you @premierinn for this one. This was one of yours.

advancedflea's tweet image. Hotels with heat pumps/air con in the rooms...please clean your air filters between guests. It saves you electricity, maintenance call outs and is less gross. When light can't pass through them, that is a problem.

Looking at you @premierinn for this one. This was one of yours.
advancedflea's tweet image. Hotels with heat pumps/air con in the rooms...please clean your air filters between guests. It saves you electricity, maintenance call outs and is less gross. When light can't pass through them, that is a problem.

Looking at you @premierinn for this one. This was one of yours.
advancedflea's tweet image. Hotels with heat pumps/air con in the rooms...please clean your air filters between guests. It saves you electricity, maintenance call outs and is less gross. When light can't pass through them, that is a problem.

Looking at you @premierinn for this one. This was one of yours.

Well I just accidentally found an excellent way to get scammed

advancedflea's tweet image. Well I just accidentally found an excellent way to get scammed
advancedflea's tweet image. Well I just accidentally found an excellent way to get scammed

It's #BonfireNight ! I love bonfire night and especially the fireworks! Please be safe out there. Check your bonfires before you light them. Keep your animals indoors and remember that the instructions on fireworks do not say "Light fuse and stand in the way"


When you're me and you buy only the finest and definitely not Junk USB flash drives for windows installation media

advancedflea's tweet image. When you're me and you buy only the finest and definitely not Junk USB flash drives for windows installation media

Oh my. Tonight's hotel says I can only connect 1 device. So no connecting like...4. Oh dear.

advancedflea's tweet image. Oh my. Tonight's hotel says I can only connect 1 device. So no connecting like...4.

Oh dear.

Haha. Thats a good one :D

Only real devs fear me.

GithubProjects's tweet image. Only real devs fear me.


Workplace pensions can be a mess sometimes. My most recent job, I was there for 2 years. The pension program I was in there have given me 50% of my total pension pot to date, and the job i was with for 8 years...1% of my total pension pot.


Brother steps between him and the bed...and didn’t see the light on the camera?


Hey @sainsburys I thought Nectar prices were supposed to be cheaper?

advancedflea's tweet image. Hey @sainsburys I thought Nectar prices were supposed to be cheaper?

When I have to reboot our router, it's always kind of satisfying. I get a low, satisfying "Bwong" from the UPS units transformer as it comes back on. Then sits there for a second doing self-tests and eventually comes up "Self-diagnostics complete. On Utility - Green"


Fucking....not again.

advancedflea's tweet image. Fucking....not again.

Just plugged my phone in. First thing that comes up. "Fast Charing. 5%. 1 minute until full" ... yeah I somehow doubt it's going to take 1 minute.


Ladies and gentlemen (but mostly ladies because the gentlemen already understand this) may I present to you; Men.


Lets see if you guys can guess what I wear <3

advancedflea's tweet image. Lets see if you guys can guess what I wear &amp;lt;3

You know you're watching an interesting video when one of the things that gets said is "Time to commit some felonies. I love the smell of going to prison in the morning"


String. Pins.

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