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nicky: you’re smiling.. what happened? andrew: maybe i’m just happy neil: kevin tripped and fell in the parking lot
riko: i will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost andrew: my happiness? andrew, to kevin: i’m happy?
andrew: [realizes that he likes neil] andrew: who the fuck authorized this
kevin: does my hair look good? andrew: this is a mugshot not a photoshoot
andrew: am i going too far? nicky: no, no, no. you went too far about six hours ago. now you're going to prison
kevin: sometimes i drink milk straight out of the container nicky: .... the cow?!
neil: are you talking to yourself? kevin: yes, it’s the only way i can have an intelligent conversation in this company
neil: whenever kevin is mad at me, i go and tighten the lids on all of our jars so he has to ask me for help *the sound of glass breaking in the background* neil: it hasn’t worked yet, but i’m sure it will...
kevin: andrew, can you keep it down for once? i’m trying to think andrew: oh yeah no problem, doing anything for the first time is difficult
kevin: be the bigger person, neil neil: no? i'm 5'3 and bitter, YOU be the bigger person
kevin: we both look very handsome tonight neil: you know, if you’d just said that i looked handsome, i would have said, “so do you” kevin: i couldn’t take that chance
andrew: kevin is at an age where he only cares about one thing nicky: girls? andrew: exy
neil: hey, when i’m murdered, make sure my case is unsolved andrew: what.. neil: i want to be on buzzfeed unsolved matt: can we go back to the bit where you said ‘WHEN i’m murdered’?!
neil: so i sort of did something and i need some advice, but i don’t want a lot of judgement or criticism okay kevin: and you came to me?
renee: i’ve never seen two pretty best friends allison: are you calling me ugly? renee: no, no. i meant that we should date
exy reporter: we heard that kevin is your son? how many children do you have, wymack? wymack: biologically, legally, or emotionally? because there is a difference
kevin: i started seeing someone andrew: as in dating or hallucinations?
wymack: why would you ever need a fake ID neil: ... you need to be over 18 at petco to hold the kittens
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