Agile Nightmare
@agile_nightmare
Agile done wrong.
for the code is dark and full of errors
What “business” thinks will happen if the team actually talks directly to users. #userresearch #ProdMgmt #agile
Don't worry, I'm sure the other 364 days will count for something...
When you hand off your designs to the development team and the next time you see the work is at sprint demo 5 days later. They tell you just before the meeting "they've made a few changes" #Agile #ux #Scrum
The feeling you get when you get asked to 'UX it a little bit' and all you want to do is blow up 90% of what was already built. #LeanStartup #leanUX #Prodmgmt
It’s Friday and you just want to go home but your #productmanagement lead tells the team that it’s an ‘all hands on deck weekend’ because the CEO’s friend from college, who’s now a big time VC, wants a demo of some bullshit #MachineLearning algo that you know does jack shit.
That feeling when you told the team the ticket 2498 would be a ‘quick fix’ and you’ve been working on it for 6 hours straight, you know you should close you laptop and go to bed, but you just...can’t.
When you push a PR without review 5 mins before a demo and it goes off without a hitch.
What really happens when devs say “I just want to refactor this small piece of the codebase and move it over to #lambda so we can utilize #Microservices”
When your #scrum master calls for standup and you know the only thing you were ‘working on’ yesterday was looking at shit like @DrunkPeopleRock and the only thing ‘blocking’ you is the fact that you think the CEO is an idiot. #agilecoach #AgileTransformation
BREAKING: new software automates sprint retrospective feedback for #ScrumMaster. Velocity spikes. Back to work!
When you tag a friend in a photo on #Facebook, you're feeding a massive facial recognition dataset, without consent. slate.com/blogs/future_t…
“However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.” — Winston Churchill #Strategy
terrorism plus time equals advertising
Love how everyone is one upping @LEGO_Group but it doesn't feel cheap or like an attack. Another cool concept.
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