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Agile done wrong.

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for the code is dark and full of errors


What “business” thinks will happen if the team actually talks directly to users. #userresearch #ProdMgmt #agile


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Three birds with one framework #Agile #SAFe

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Don't worry, I'm sure the other 364 days will count for something...

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When you hand off your designs to the development team and the next time you see the work is at sprint demo 5 days later. They tell you just before the meeting "they've made a few changes" #Agile #ux #Scrum


The feeling you get when you get asked to 'UX it a little bit' and all you want to do is blow up 90% of what was already built. #LeanStartup #leanUX #Prodmgmt


When you know you have the lowest #velocity on the team.


What ‘mentoring junior talent’ means to you.


It’s Friday and you just want to go home but your #productmanagement lead tells the team that it’s an ‘all hands on deck weekend’ because the CEO’s friend from college, who’s now a big time VC, wants a demo of some bullshit #MachineLearning algo that you know does jack shit.


That feeling when you told the team the ticket 2498 would be a ‘quick fix’ and you’ve been working on it for 6 hours straight, you know you should close you laptop and go to bed, but you just...can’t.


When you push a PR without review 5 mins before a demo and it goes off without a hitch.


What really happens when devs say “I just want to refactor this small piece of the codebase and move it over to #lambda so we can utilize #Microservices


When your #scrum master calls for standup and you know the only thing you were ‘working on’ yesterday was looking at shit like @DrunkPeopleRock and the only thing ‘blocking’ you is the fact that you think the CEO is an idiot. #agilecoach #AgileTransformation


Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary


BREAKING: new software automates sprint retrospective feedback for #ScrumMaster. Velocity spikes. Back to work!

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When you tag a friend in a photo on #Facebook, you're feeding a massive facial recognition dataset, without consent. slate.com/blogs/future_t…


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“However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.” — Winston Churchill #Strategy


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terrorism plus time equals advertising

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Love how everyone is one upping @LEGO_Group but it doesn't feel cheap or like an attack. Another cool concept.

These blocks can make your LEGO stretch and spring



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