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Grumpy VC

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Give me an app that lets me enter a license plate # and make notes for other shitty drivers. Fuck privacy or verification. I wanna bitch.


Grumpy VC reposted

“Dad, what’s ‘Best Buy’?” “That’s where people go to look at televisions and electronics before they order them for less $ on Amazon, son.”


If your app engages in automatic full page ad redirect to App Store on Safari on iPhone you can FUCK OFF @OpenTable

agrumpyvc's tweet image. If your app engages in automatic full page ad redirect to App Store on Safari on iPhone you can FUCK OFF @OpenTable

The people at @Target decided to send over 100 notifications to my phone yesterday. Fuck. That. Shit. Deleted that app so fast.


Grumpy VC reposted

I reinvented a monthly calendar for Android users to know when their shitty device will get a fucking Android update

JonyIveParody's tweet image. I reinvented a monthly calendar for Android users to know when their shitty device will get a fucking Android update

If your app asks for this before showing me anything else. Deleted.

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Fuck @sxsw and the handling of two panels this year. I don't need to meet startups at it. You have no principles.


If I were @tim_cook I would pull EVERYTHING Apple related from Amazon. Fuck them. See them come crawling back. idownloadblog.com/2015/10/30/ama…


When will @WIRED stop producing these awful videos? Clearly reading from script, awkward pauses. So bad. Stop. fastcompany.com/3052371/hit-th…


Grumpy VC reposted

“I’ll never buy another Apple product ever again.” Sorry, can’t fucking hear you over our $205.6 billion in cash.


No, I won't invest in your Facebook for unemployed people.


Why do you trust AWS? Bezos runs a newspaper that is calling for encryption backdoors and you trust them?!? How does anyone trust them?


Grumpy VC reposted

“If you see a QR code, they blew it.” #ChasePay


Idiots @PandoDaily want me to give them $10 a month but can't pay to have the cartoons clipped out without edges?

agrumpyvc's tweet image. Idiots @PandoDaily want me to give them $10 a month but can't pay to have the cartoons clipped out without edges?

I see you are a Tier 3 City. Tell me again how you NEED an incubator that will never have a successful multi-million dollar exit.


Looks like @google is really fucking up @YouTube right now as @espn has to pull videos down from YT: techcrunch.com/2015/10/23/you…


Grumpy VC reposted

When being a unicorn isn't that cool. Data shows Chegg is far from the only unicorn to accept onerous terms pando.com/2015/10/23/nur…


Still won't be enough to save BlackBerry: on.tcrn.ch/l/LLKU via @techcrunch


.@kurt_cagle <s> Clearly not a bubble though. </s>


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