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we are the granddaughters of the witches you couldn't burn. we are the granddaughters of the ditches you couldn't dig. we are the granddaughters of the Dragulas you couldn't slam in the back of
pretty big bummer that there's no official sci-hub merch
Kandovan is a village near Tabriz in Azerbaijan Province, Iran. It is one of the three rocky villages in the world, beside Cappadocia in Turkey and Manitou dwellings in California. Kandovan is the only one which is still inhabited though.
i don’t do karaoke to please the crowd i do it to silence the goblin in my head
I have been laughing about this for half an hour
not to sound like a total herb but them ai wombo shits got no soul
if your roommates are always saying "we have a mouse problem" instead of "we have a mouse opportunity," you need to upgrade your circle ☝️☝️🔑
If changing the time were popular we’d do it at noon with a big clock and a celebration, not like thieves in the night.
[injects 007 with asmr serum] well mr bond *clicks lips* I suppose you would like to know how I found you *gently crinkling giant laser blueprint* but you won’t be around long enough for that to matter *pit of mutant lobsters softly click their claws*
I think it's fine to feel attached to the construct of 'natural' so long as you appreciate that nature is a freak ass bitch
I’m tired, someone else imagine a guy for me to get mad at pleaseee
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