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andrea

@ajPLEASE

Call me big daddy when you back that ass up.

I’m the one that needs to only go places with chairs.


I had drinks spilled on me twice within an hour


My favorite thing about love island is watching them all drink water.


This day goes out to a real one.


My work had a bbq so I ate 3 hamburgers this morning


Literally it looks like I’m making a snow angel when I’m trying to find the Apple TV remote on my bed


Looking to the left because I don’t care


“I’m all EARS, in other words HEAR for ya” -Big Sean (2000 something)


Fell asleep in the cereal aisle this morning.


Sometimes all you can say is 'yikes' and move on


Pulled out of national city car wash when it started pouring rain 🙃


Bonnie Tyler is gonna sing total eclipse of the heart during the eclipse. My life is made.


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