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Why does it cost $25,000 to house cartel killers for a few days before they are sent to Venezuela. A year vacation more like it. #DOGE #getemOut

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(1/4) With most of major media now firmly on his side—or, at a minimum, categorically opposed to the sitting POTUS—only two people in America have even a chance to defeat Trump. Either Joe Biden, if Americans come to understand why historians rank him among our best presidents...


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I finished in last place in fantasy football, and tomorrow I have to do my punishment. I have to sit on a McDonalds for 24 hours unless I can eat my way out of it. Here’s the key I was given by a league mate for what I can eat to shorten my time ⬇️

joedeleone's tweet image. I finished in last place in fantasy football, and tomorrow I have to do my punishment. 
I have to sit on a McDonalds for 24 hours unless I can eat my way out of it. Here’s the key I was given by a league mate for what I can eat to shorten my time ⬇️

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A new pc would be nice with #FreePC & #PCSpecialist


Texas Rangers World Series Champs Baby 2023!! #goandtakeit


Police chase on 183! Started in Ft worth on I 20! @junior_miller @gordonkeith #policechase


I’m a twitter fish but I’d suggest to P1’s to not tune and go look elsewhere for sports 12-3pm @dfwticket @TheTicketDallas! What’s the hold up @CumulusMedia, do y’all also own 97.1 too or something fishy fishy. Sign the lads @NotJackKemp @bracketdan


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Hey @StubHub I bought a bunch of @cubs tix for me & friends & it said unobstructed view & showed a view of the field with no poles. 3 of 6 of us can’t see the batter. Is it standard business practice for you to photoshop poles out of your photos to deceive customers?

SarahSpain's tweet image. Hey @StubHub I bought a bunch of @cubs tix for me & friends & it said unobstructed view & showed a view of the field with no poles. 3 of 6 of us can’t see the batter.

Is it standard business practice for you to photoshop poles out of your photos to deceive customers?
SarahSpain's tweet image. Hey @StubHub I bought a bunch of @cubs tix for me & friends & it said unobstructed view & showed a view of the field with no poles. 3 of 6 of us can’t see the batter.

Is it standard business practice for you to photoshop poles out of your photos to deceive customers?

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Statistics say they’re on pace for 162-0 🤷🏻‍♂️

Rangers 1-0. Pretty wild game. Some ups and few downs but some awesome shit happened too. Great win for the @Rangers #undefeated



Good for him, get that work

Oklahoma WR Marvin Mims on his route tree: “Oklahoma didn’t ask me to run a technical route tree but I have a trainer and run more routes. I just wasn’t asked to do it for Oklahoma.”

DP_NFL's tweet image. Oklahoma WR Marvin Mims on his route tree:

“Oklahoma didn’t ask me to run a technical route tree but I have a trainer and run more routes. I just wasn’t asked to do it for Oklahoma.”


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THE IMMEDIATE DROP DOWN TO THE LEG not even trying to wrap & tackle


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Here's what got NCSU announcer Gary Hahn immediately and indefinitely suspended after today's broadcast:



Jordan Lewis lis franc injury @SamGannon87 was the 3rd person lost for the year #CowboysFootball


Dallas stars not Blacked out on ESPN+….NOICE


@SportsSturm @corbydavidson if you went to Vegas 4 weeks ago with just $38 and bet the Reverse Corby for the next four weeks, you would currently be sitting on $120,000,000. Truly amazing.



Hearing Tony Romo say “The Lions are for real” mad Props to the Lions or crazy disrespect for Bills #tonyromo


Any reason we didn’t do a Kemp spin on the 6500 migrant “workers” from Nepal, India who all died of “cardiac arrest” while working in 52c temps to construct those stadiums @NotJackKemp @BJ_owns


It’s not a bull-shit shot you shoot Luka it’s a fuck-around and find out shoot @luka7doncic


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This slo-mo of Matt Ryan’s shot 🤯


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