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ALegalJudge

@alegaljudge

a legal judge I cross my heart and hope to die satire on deez nuts

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how do you explain a 3 year gap in a resume



"You don't actually think that @inversebrah is a frog right?"

alegaljudge's tweet image. "You don't actually think that @inversebrah is a frog right?"
alegaljudge's tweet image. "You don't actually think that @inversebrah is a frog right?"

I am not falling for the big tech billionaire psyops🤡🫵 If you're a billionaire, why do you have no wassie nfts?

Jeff Bezos is worth $238 billion, even though Amazon has a $2.6 trillion market cap. In other words, he’s created $2.4 trillion of value for other shareholders—plus trillions more for employees, customers, suppliers, governments, and other stakeholders. Jensen Huang is worth…

RobertMSterling's tweet image. Jeff Bezos is worth $238 billion, even though Amazon has a $2.6 trillion market cap. In other words, he’s created $2.4 trillion of value for other shareholders—plus trillions more for employees, customers, suppliers, governments, and other stakeholders.

Jensen Huang is worth…


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A 4k lost now is an opportunity to revenge trade and lose the rest of my portfolio 🫡


Shitting, crying, vomiting in the casino rn


This cycle in a nutshell

alegaljudge's tweet image. This cycle in a nutshell

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like an rt dis for no reason at all ^.^

wassie's tweet image. like an rt dis for no reason at all ^.^

The past 2 weeks feels entirely wasted tbh. I was born. This day im dying. No job. No wife. No kids. No generational wealth like I promised myself, that it would all be worth it. I just fumbled my 2 weeks alive chasing imaginary numbers on the internet. WTF

alegaljudge's tweet image. The past 2 weeks feels entirely wasted tbh.   

I was born. This day im dying.

No job. No wife. No kids.   

No generational wealth like I promised myself, that it would all be worth it.   

I just fumbled my 2 weeks alive chasing imaginary numbers on the internet.

WTF

Lost my job recently :( Any goth girls looking to hire a new door mat to clean their big leather boots on?


The lion buys dips too early and sells for a loss


Little frok in the mountain

alegaljudge's tweet image. Little frok in the mountain

The coins keep going down

alegaljudge's tweet image. The coins keep going down

The lion messaged his boss again after very rudely quitting


Was busy night climbing when the incident happened Wtf you guys doing over there

alegaljudge's tweet image. Was busy night climbing when the incident happened 

Wtf you guys doing over there

People thought i was weird for liking feet, now its mainstream. What's next? Liking sweaty armpits? My kink is not your costume


I sold the top


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