Jessica Jones
@aliasprivateeye
jessica jones . professional screw-up . sole employee of Alias Investigations . mother of a bundle of vomit and stinky diapers . married to Luke Cage . yeah
@RacingSpeeds you're telling me. Wait . . . should you even be drinking?
honestly, these magazines are not helping with their "lose 10 pounds easy" and "how to keep him from cheating" articles.
Hmm. I really don't know what I'm gonna do when this Netflix prescription runs out. Who wants to lend me $8.95 a month?
@SquirrelGirlGLA Please tell me you're not feeding any of that to Dani.
i swear Dani will not be happy until she spits up on every shirt I own.
well fuck, if I'm the one who called the police, you'd think they wouldn't start accusing me of shit.
if you pay someone to get information for you, don't take it out on them when you don't like what they find out. fucker owes me his bill.
fuck, my coffee. guess this means it's time for more liquor.
Think your spouse is cheating? Missing someone or something? Alias Investigations is reasonably priced and open for business.
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