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Alice Gnodde

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When there's a Brit and a South African involved, a date quickly snowballs into a 7hr drinking session.


Scanning all the film awards pictures, Patricia Arquette is the only person that actually looks like a person.


#tbt at the point that it's infiltrating dreams. Who didn't dream about their ex last night?


I never say no, I'm quite happy to do things, just begrudgingly.


Squealing 'yippee!' at random moments throughout the day seems to be a subconscious NY resolution I just can't shake.


So apparently selfie sticks are actually purchased unironically. #brainmelting


In no particular order, some of my favourite songs of 2014. ♫ 2014 mixtape Alice Gnodde spoti.fi/1vAAzBs #NowPlaying


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When tour mom calls 'just to let you know' how much a breast reduction costs.


Reading DIY hacks on Friday night, thinking, "damn, people really have it in for IKEA BILLY bookshelves!" and being fine with it. #30s


Penicillin was put on this earth to wreak havoc with conventional meal times.


The Foo Fighters are celebrating their 20th anniversary next year. How old do you feel?


Pistorius judge really knows how to deliver a cliffhanger. #lunchtime


I think it's safe to assume that no organic tea was consumed during the making of this video from @Casablancas_J pitchfork.com/news/56622-jul…


If Germany didn't make it so goddamn tasty, I'd be moaning about how supermarkets are already stocking Christmas food.


Opinion poll! you've got a choice between 2 apartments: small and sunny or 50% bigger and not much direct sunlight. Which do you go for?


Despite not considering myself to be much of a lady, but I don't think I am emotionally cut out to ride the #U8 every day. #Berlin


Waking up with morning was the hardest thing I've had to do all week.


If we all became what we wanted to be as kids, the world would be so much better.


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