alissa
@alissacm_
a queen is never late, everyone else is simply early. umich '20
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i have never seen something that more accurately represents the essence of me and my friend group
some of you didn’t learn all of zayn’s riffs from one direction’s up all night album and it shows
joe jonas: high heels nick jonas: ʰᶦᵍʰ ʰᵉᵉˡˢ joe jonas: red dress nick jonas: R̵̨̘̿̂E̶̡̪̻̍̓͛Ḑ̷̹̳̈́̿ ̴̼͎̼̈́D̷̛͖̣̋͛̽R̶̺͙͍̓̔͊E̵̼͂̔͘͝S̶̰̏S̸̬̐̋͊̾
“moral of the story is don’t hook up with rich boys. or if you do at least make sure they’re a democrat.” -@sera_christian
[first date] "table or booth?" date: table me: we're done here
I don’t cook. I hate cooking, and I never cook. But I like to eat
Me: so I was with him Male Feminist™: With him? I'm WITH HER! 🇺🇸future = female💅🏽🙋🏽I'm not like other men 🙅🏾♂️I luv women‼️🚺 wanna hook up
we've come so far thank you all for joining me on this journey
the scariest words anyone has ever said to me: "check my finsta. you're tagged"
was just walking through a hallway minding my business when I heard the first 4 notes of the theme from Up and immediately burst into tears
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