ally fitz
@allybfitz
you know that time when that one dude (from that thing) went to that place, and totally did that thing? ah remember it like it was yesterday...
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I walked into the grocery store today and I liked the song that was playing, and tried to turn it up by pressing my phone volume
My sister accidentally bought lettuce from a brand called “organic girl” and she called me and went “did I just buy gendered... LETTUCE?!? why did we have to gender LETTUCE”
If someone you love is sad, please don’t try to cheer them up by telling them that yOu don’t like it when they are like this or yOu don’t like that they are sad like bro what how is that helpful
*Drinks a hot coffee and puts my air conditioner on low to pretend that it is winter in Florida*
Hey there — my Twitter was hacked oOp so don’t click on any links that were posted under my account thx
I wonder how many patients in greys anatomy are from the surgeons hitting golf balls off the roof of the hospital everytime they wanna vent 🤔
The incredibles is just the story of a retired superhero and his midlife crisis
Biden ad: “trump is only in it for himself and his rich friends” Mom: this ad is lying! Me: ? Mom: trump doesn’t have any friends 😂
An all black butterfly flew overhead and blocked the sun for a sec and all I could think of was “NIGHTFURY! GET DOWN!”
either that sound was a table falling from a high shelf... or just my dad sneezing
rt if u are HOT, love ICED COFFEE, or WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE AND DISMANTLE WHITE SUPREMACY ...... no one will ever know which one ur rting for
“if you could be a character from spongebob who would you be?” “David Hasselhoff”
I’ve gotten to the point where I’m lying to my own personal log about how many cookies I had
my parents and their friends (in their 50’s) are arguing intensely about captain crunch and if that’s not me in 30 years I don’t want it
Hey! I wrote a score for the Indie Film Music Contest! I’m proud of it even though the MIDI is quite ... MIDI lol go check it out and give it a thumbs up if you like it! youtu.be/0WCNOn6igh8
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