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@almostsmartish
self taught brain surgen|| rocket scientist|| insatiable bitch goddess|| chaotically lawful|| Bi || crusher of the patriarchy|| bringer of hope and despair
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Just two people on teams eyes closed listening to each other breath
i was told this only happens under communism
How do you know if a shy guy likes you? Asking for a friend
I’ve sun burnt for the first time in my life, I don’t think I’ll be allowed to renationalise as a South African I am stuck British forever
Sat here watching my new fav documentary #DoggingTales 👀
Is just the lyrics from unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield a good dating app bio???
Me opens a dating app: yeah actually don’t think this is for me
“You can wait with me or go get a hot do...” 🏃♀️🏃♀️
You come into this world twice... Once out your dad and once out your mom. Goodnight.
Me standing in the hall way for two hours wondering what I was rushing too after getting distracted vs my bladder
Weirdest thing about having adhd is forgetting you are bursting for the loo because someone spoke to you for 2 minutes... then remembering you need the loo 2 hours later
Today I saved a bee, so tbh don’t care what happens after now I feel accomplished
How can I be so overly confident in person but ask me to text or email someone I hardly know and I become a ball of anxiety
How can I be this attention seeking and want everyone to mind their own fucking business all the time...
Will there be an investigation into the handling of Richard Okorogheye's case? Why was his disappearance initially classed as low risk, despite him having sickle cell? What happened to the officer who allegedly said "if you can't find your son, how do you expect us to?"
Me talking to my friends : *hours of in depth conversation about every little thing that’s happened to them* Me texting my friend in response to something really important that I really want to know about: ok cool 👌🏽
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