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Wayne King

@alwayswayneking

Hi, I'm Wellen Dowd.

I read this as Asa Akira

There’s no way Aure Atika is 50! 👀🖤



0 goals and 2 assists in 17 games. Quiet quitting

The lack of criticism for the Canuck's highest paid winger, who has 1 goal and 2 assists in the past month is shocking.



This

my only resolution for 2026 is to tell people i hate them more because time is fleeting.



Masturbation counts as sex, plain and simple.

Audiobooks count as reading, plain and simple.



Yeah nah

Testosterone Rule: 1. Not ejaculating for 7 days increases your testosterone by 50%.



Linus Karlsson now has more NHL goals than Jonathan Dahlen. I think we all know who we need to thank...


There isn't a better name in sport than "Jizz Hornkamp"

📝 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗘: AZ Alkmaar have signed striker Jizz Hornkamp from Heracles Almelo. (Source: @AZAlkmaar) Yes, that's his actual name.

DeadlineDayLive's tweet image. 📝 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗘: AZ Alkmaar have signed striker Jizz Hornkamp from Heracles Almelo.

(Source: @AZAlkmaar)

Yes, that's his actual name.


A lot of people are saying this, because it's true

JFresh cards have done irreversible damage to hockey discourse on this app



Sick, this was totes on my bingo card

my brothers WIFE posting a snapchat story of her kissing another man was not on my 2026 bingo card?????



Fuck you

best to skip the alcohol this evening. systematic review of 62 studies: + alcohol consumption is a risk factor for several cancers, including breast cancer in 37%, colorectal cancer in 21%, and liver cancer in 16%. + alcohol associated comorbidities including obesity,…

bryan_johnson's tweet image. best to skip the alcohol this evening. 

systematic review of 62 studies: 

+ alcohol consumption is a risk factor for several cancers, including breast cancer in 37%, colorectal cancer in 21%, and liver cancer in 16%.

+ alcohol associated comorbidities including obesity,…


Only South America speaks Spanish. Certainly no one in Miami does, that's far from South America.

Nobody in South America is turning on the NHL Winter Classic just to watch 10 minutes of Despacito during intermission. Get real.



Fuck you

Stop ejaculating every day, you are destroying your testosterone.



I agree and I cant wait until he's a Canuck in a few seasons.

Macklin Celebrini's going to be this generation's Connor McDavid and you can't change my mind on this. The Sharks have drafted guys like Patrick Marleau, Joe Pavelski, Tomas Hertl and many others. None of those guys are anywhere near the talent Celebrini is and will probably end…

2MINIHULK's tweet image. Macklin Celebrini's going to be this generation's Connor McDavid and you can't change my mind on this.

The Sharks have drafted guys like Patrick Marleau, Joe Pavelski, Tomas Hertl and many others. None of those guys are anywhere near the talent Celebrini is and will probably end…


What a loser. I hope he gets nothing

Interesting development of class action lawsuit regarding @VancouverWhite1 @MLS @Ticketmaster and the game in 2024 where the superstars didn’t show up but ticket prices went for 10X face value. Seeking $475K in damages. Can’t wait to get my money back

spenm181's tweet image. Interesting development of class action lawsuit regarding @VancouverWhite1 @MLS @Ticketmaster and the game in 2024 where the superstars didn’t show up but ticket prices went for 10X face value. Seeking $475K in damages. Can’t wait to get my money back


Animal eaters are stuck in a deep psychosis - they have been conditioned since birth to think they need to eat animal flesh & animal secretions for optimal health… when in reality they simply could like just not. Unfortunately, it takes a relatively high IQ to snap out of it.



A Shorthouse-less game is an early Christmas present


Wayne King reposted

You are a piece of shit.


If the Canucks package up their 2 2026 1sts, I wonder who they could get in a trade 🤔


The lack of criticism for the Canuck's highest paid winger, who has 1 goal and 2 assists in the past month is shocking.


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