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Amber Sparkles

@ambersparkless

IT'S JUS ME DOIN ME SON!

Dear twitter, Is it wrong to pee in my roommate's bed bc he was hogging the bathroom??


This guy's trying to make my sister poop!! #bobsburgers #loveit


Does your kid have a delicious chocolate coating?? Didn't think so


Um excuse YOU but my doughnuts are just as important as your kid!


Can I use this doctor's note to get out of my social obligations?


sign #325 that ur having a bad day: u have a battle wound from karate-chopping a soap dispenser


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holy shit. i just finished college. rly thought i might die before that ever happened but im pretty sure im alive rn?


*aggressively farts on guy invading personal space on subway*


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what the FUCK is a macklemore


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Hater at heart.


I don't like to complain on first dates. I like to save that as a fun surprise for the rest of the relationship.


Um...I'm not Julia. And we were not in HRIM together #awkward


My baby brother can drive now????


@CommonWhiteGrl: exercise? more like extra fries” = New catchphrase


Dexter's Lab is on Netflix!! :D


BECAUSE I AM 🍕👸🍕


From now on, when ppl ask what I do I'm gonna say I'm a Pizza Princess


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I finally realized I'm my own soul mate and I’m ready to marry myself.


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Wonder if I will ever wake up and think, that was great, but I don't need any more sleep today


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