ambushsequence
@ambushsequence
simultaneously both mesmerized & utterly confused by everything & everybody
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They needa chill out with the ai & just make a reggie computer that actually works well
Might do a Phoenix pop up tomorrow .
Why do the big cheezits taste better than than the little cheezits its f’n w/my head
Bo Jackson & Michael Jordan: undeniably iconic when I was growing up. Was so special seeing them in action. These 2 incredible athletes existed at the same time. I can not be grateful enough.
The single greatest skill you can develop is the ability to stay in a great mood in the absence of things to be in a great mood about.
This is the best thread I have ever seen on twitter in my entire life
My favorite “misdirection jokes” aka screw the audience jokes — a thread
Kid at work just called the fax machine ‘the uploading machine’ lol
Today someone said “youth is wasted on the young” & I have been thinking about that nonstop all day long
This has got to be one of the best all around photos I’ve seen in quite some time
My favorite “misdirection jokes” aka screw the audience jokes — a thread
The part in home alone where the family emergency guy gets the piece of donut stuck on this phone - cinema gold
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A short story; I used to work for a guy that had a personalized plate on his hybrid that read ‘DONRPRT’ I eventually worked up the courage to ask why he had ‘donnor party’ on his plate He looked at me perplexed, paused for a moment, and then responded ‘it says ‘doin our part’
A photo of Pluto - 24 years apart (1994-2018) Credit: NASA/JPL
First time I flew over the grand canyon I was like ‘wow its really big’ First time I flew over New York I was like ‘wow its really small’ Strictly speaking from a land-mass perspective, both were wildly inaccurate in my mind prior to those experiences
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. —Mark Twain
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