Amy Derene
@amelesss
Let's giggle like children, make a wish upon a star
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The bursley/baits bus really prepared me for the el at rush hour #lifelessons
Is it a coincidence that UM has a norovirus outbreak right after @ChipotleTweets gave us all free burritos? #hmm
When true love is defined by knowing exactly how I like my wings to be ordered, no one does it better than @loganridge8 🍖😍
Elevator conversations consistently remind me why the future of America is doomed
. @Patriots this may be a bad time, but Tom Brady still has like three overdue books. We tried calling him but it wouldn't go through.
There might be more "Best Dad Ever"s than "World's Greatest Cup of Coffee"s for just one day. But tomorrow: it's back to the grind
Probably burnt more calories walking across the mall of America to get a bagel than the amount of calories that will be in the bagel. #win
Wish servers would stop asking me when my dining companion is arriving. The answer is never! #solobiztrip
Truly cannot decide if southern or Midwestern accents sound more unintelligible. Bless their hearts, eh?
I wonder if it is physically possible to make it through an entire bottle of eye makeup remover without spilling at least half of it
I'm pretty confident that I single-handedly keep Tide to Go in business
Snap stories from my Georgia friends: wow it's 70 degrees, nice! Snap stories in Michigan: 40 degrees?! Hello summer! ☀️
True love is not turning my cab around even though @tarynrochelle keeps threatening to change my 16 month old phone background. SEE YOU SOON
United States Trends
- 1. Fanone N/A
- 2. Jack Smith N/A
- 3. Arlington N/A
- 4. Jesse Minter N/A
- 5. Fable N/A
- 6. Ivan N/A
- 7. Sinners N/A
- 8. Stanford N/A
- 9. He-Man N/A
- 10. Titanic N/A
- 11. Gore N/A
- 12. #BTS_ARIRANG N/A
- 13. Don Lemon N/A
- 14. Maki N/A
- 15. Brex N/A
- 16. Rich Paul N/A
- 17. Hanoi Jane N/A
- 18. MetLife N/A
- 19. Nehls N/A
- 20. Oscar N/A
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