anderllama's profile picture. LA to the Bay to Australia now back in the Bay Area. I went back to LA after then Medford, OR. Now I’m in Fort Myers, FL.

Andy

@anderllama

LA to the Bay to Australia now back in the Bay Area. I went back to LA after then Medford, OR. Now I’m in Fort Myers, FL.

*fingers crossed I'm one of the Pay It Off winners* @MyScholly #SchollyPayItOff


@TwitterSupport hey! Please help! My professional account was hacked. I need it for work. I sent in a ticket but need help ASAP.



Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Wowwwwwww

anderllama's tweet image. Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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I’m gonna need these salons to open back up QUICK. I’m getting a headache from my hair getting too heavy


The local men’s clinic/ED specialists ad made me spit out my coffee with their slogan: “They do man than keep your hopes up”


Went to get a gel manicure and decided to go with a soft pink. Found the perfect color. I walked out. It’s Barbie pink. I’m going to have two weeks with Barbie pink nails.


I’m showing up before the lil girl gets to her desk in the morning. We’re getting it out. We’re stealing it back. I’m getting my child a whole pack of that kind of pencil. I’m writing her name on all of them. She’s about to have an electric sharpener at her desk. Watch me.

@TwitterSupport hey! Please help! My professional account was hacked. I need it for work. I sent in a ticket but need help ASAP.



The devil works hard but melatonin works harder


I could be in tears and this video will always make me laugh


The only Doja Cat song that should ever play is Moooo


“Don’t F**k with Cats” IS SUCH A GOOD TRUE CRIME DOCUSERIES


An actual live look at me


SOMEONE IS WATCHING PORN AT THE AIRPORT AND THEIR EARPHONES FELL OUT


“What’s the point in making money if you can’t get any girls?” -man in the gym sauna Why are men like this?


I’m naming my first born “Ebenezer”


Flight 3/3✅


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