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Most americans now live under a bus. Obama Hussein lives on a raft. It's all about this raft. #2012
During my time at Bain Capitals I learned how to run a country. Breaking it into saleable components, and smearing my chest with hot raisins
American was created by liberty and a 40 foot gun called "La Bessia", fabricated before I was born. I touched it. But now on to Iraq corpse.
True environmentalist keep bird numbers high so more birds can get shot each week by NRA. High bird numbers but low flight height. Easy shot
The EPA has claimed that a man's home is a wetland. SWAMP? NO! Silt-loving slimebacks run the Oboma government like Apple runs china.
Prion freedoms are under attack now. Mad Cow disease occurs only in microbe prisons. What microbes are free? Only sneeze dots.
Inside America the church puts women and babies in a plan. But obama wants to ask about that plan. That's not my America. The plan is church
Can Obama lower your gas price? Look at him in the mirror and ask yourself "Do he lower it price?" No. No he don't. Price is up.
God bless United American States. #UAS Our constitution #UCONST and our Jam and Marmalade Festival #JAMFEST #MANDARINRIND
I fully suppoinrt stand on ground legislation. Don't let a gun, though. That gun may do more harm than damage.
I just found out what an I.O.U is; it's one cube of ICE, an OLIVE and URNE. I.O.U. Ice, Olive, Urine.
I was just admiring a goat's GIANT testicles when a chicken flew up & LANDED ON TOP OF THE GOAT! This is the best day of my life.
Driving around blasting Sarah McLachlan to attract stray dogs for my experiments.
I liked Jesse Eisenberg in Adventureland & Zombieland, but I especially enjoyed him in Facebookland.
We need to hook up the guys who bring acoustic guitars to parties with the women who send out "Adopt this dog!!!" emails.
New post: Video: KD owned Rucker Park last night http://bit.ly/nSAyE1
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