Parental Leave forever~ | Bittman
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Having a blast streaming over at http://twitch.tv/bittmangaming Messy as heck Youtube channel here: http://youtube.com/channel/UC4rqY Hat-wearer at Bittman Games.
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Been tinkering with an animated + interactive infinite scrolling background for videos and streams. Not shown - the interactivity haha. Will put up a better demonstration when the kids stop catching the flu!
As my 4yo proves - drawing a straight line between the dots is only assumed knowledge.
My first 1k video 🎺 2023 feels like it might be the start of something
Today I get these POS tonsils deleted! Can't wait.
When I was four years old, I watched my mother kill a spider... with a teacosy. Years later, I realised it was not a spider - it was my Uncle Harold.
It's been 0 days since I last laughed at an episode of Bluey. The previous record was 3 when we went through a Tish Tash phase.
So much for using our @servicensw vouchers for dinner :(
A glance at right wing twitter LNP reaction to #ausvotes22 and *shock* it's surprisingly similar to reactions to Trump losing. I wonder if there's any connection? Probably a coincidence right #MurdochGutterMedia ?
To summarise ABC's election coverage: it's Antony Green getting excited and being flustered, and a bunch of non Antony Green moments I tune out for. #ausvotes22
The hopeium is strong tonight #AusVotes22
Voted! Hardest part was to figure which conspiracy theorist party to put last. #AusVotes22
Political parties may be shocked to hear this, but if you call me with a spam robocall, you're on my shitlist. #auspol
Looking for news on local candidates ahead of voting and top 6/10 hits are gotcha questions from journalists. Thanks for nothing #auspol
Spend an hour marinating dinner and your kid doesn't even look twice at it. Put sprinkles on a scoop of ice cream and they treat you like a master chef.
If AWS want me to join their webinar, then cold calling me every day for the last two weeks is a great way to keep you in the ignore pile.
Pro-tip: when reading your local UAP candidate's page (out of morbid curiosity) keep your "conspiracy theorist bingo card" handy. #auspol
I become jealous of Godrick the Grafted everytime I carry shopping bags upstairs. #ELDENRING
Day 4 of #eldenring where I continue hitting like a wet noodle, but Godrick down so how hard could it be after that!? Live now on #twitch
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