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Paul Fisher

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This lady on the treadmill next to me is wearing much perfume I'm gonna hurl Should I puke on her?


She reached in, grabbed a box of Kleenex, and chucked it at me. "You are both nuts!" she cried. "We're outa here! Let's go Shekie, get in!"


"Hey, that almost hit me!" She go after Shekie, but he too fast. I hollered at her. "I need medical attention! I's bleeding! Come heal me!"


She was just about to go off on me when a rusty old crushed Tecate can whiz past her ear, fluff her hair, and nail me right in the forehead.


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