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Experiencing Bug Euphoria

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it's farmer time, 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🔛🔝

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Oh to be a lizard 🦎🦎🦎

THE F1 ACCOUNT PUT A TIMING ON THE LIZARD 😭😭😭😭



They are doing this to me tomorrow

androidorb424's tweet image. They are doing this to me tomorrow

I posted the word frog like 2 months ago but I guess never posted the frog picture. Here is the frog.

androidorb424's tweet image. I posted the word frog like 2 months ago but I guess never posted the frog picture. Here is the frog.

Idk how to make a narcissist out of someone who isn't hot but if I did I would do it to all my friends so they don't be sad.


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Is the pope saying I should text my ex?

How many relationships are broken, how many stories become complicated, how many unspoken words remain suspended. And yet the Gospel shows us that there is always a way to continue to love, even when everything seems irredeemably compromised.



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Oh my god can you people please learn an intensifying adverb other than “insanely” or “super”


Are the days getting longer?


This rainbow balloon looks like a fish

androidorb424's tweet image. This rainbow balloon looks like a fish

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Alien: Unfortunately my name manifests in kinetic frequencies which your human mind simply cannot comprehend. Me: I want to try. It's important to me. Alien: Bart Simpson Me: No we actually have that name here too


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you know it’s about to be a bomb ass sleep when you say fuck the charger


Beautiful

Other people's dreams: I kissed my crush, I became rich ecc My dreams:

21Fede_'s tweet image. Other people's dreams: I kissed my crush, I became rich ecc
My dreams:


Why is the Arthropleura is just mogging that big ass salamander?

Contrary to popular belief, arthropods were at the precipice of dominating terrestrial niches until they were frustrated by early-tetrapoden sychopants and hangers-on.

cmkosemen's tweet image. Contrary to popular belief, arthropods were at the precipice of dominating terrestrial niches until they were frustrated by early-tetrapoden sychopants and hangers-on.


I gotta figure out how to put less though into little decisions.


I don't like working on people's stuff when they are watching so I can't imagine how miserable dentists are.


I need to get beat with hammers every time I repeat my mistakes so I can learn my lesson.


I started siding with the stormcloaks after watching Dune Part 2.


Call this boy math.

androidorb424's tweet image. Call this boy math.

100 men vs. actually playing the games they’ve already bought on Steam



This is all that needs to be said.

This 100 men vs 1 gorilla discourse is killing me man. Cuz all this stems from the fact that people just don’t realize how big of a number 100 is. Just count 1 to 100 slowly rn. 30-40 is enough to handle a gorilla



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