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Oh shit I just shit me pants


Aiden Newell fancies Hannah dale lol


Ryan Murphy just had a shit on his maths book


Less friends, less bullshit.


I'm literally my own best friend. I have inside jokes with myself, sometimes I'll start laughing out loud at how funny I am


Hey you, go and help your self to the bleach under the sink you will like it


Follow me and I will follow you back


I love chicken with melted chocolate on it MMMM


Putting your leg out of the blankets and then feeling exposed to monsters.


My inner 4 year old came out when I heard about Finding Dory...


I'm not shy. I'm just very good at figuring out who's worth talking to.


Don't no what to do because I been fired from my job at the tip because in nicked every thing


Grate day today at new job at the tip got a lot of things to sell #getin


Me brothers have SWAG

andyiscool_andy's tweet image. Me brothers have SWAG

When you order a large plain cheese burger from McDonald's but then they put fucking salad on it #dumbshits


When you smell a fart and blame it on dad but actually it was the dog lol


Need a shit but cba to get out of bed


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