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andy tolton

@anectolts

husband x1 + father x2 always; wordsmithing/communicating sometimes; always ruminating; AK grown speck; **does not follow proto**

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“for your information” should be changed to “for your forgetting” - who has time to remember information anymore? #fyi


my #discoverweekly playlist is on point this week. kudos @Spotify


Our power is out again. Third time in a month. @PSETalk you can't handle 15 mph winds??? Get it together!!!


If you're tempted to try @DrSquatchSoapCo - don't do it. The bars of soap are just okay, and the customer service is horrific. Sitting at 16 days since my last order and it hasn't arrived, nor do they respond to emails. #PSA


hey @bertkreischer i think you'll be okay even if comedy doesn't come back in full i.imgur.com/66MxsJj.gif cc @tomsegura #2bears1cave


just finished mowing the lawn. @bertkreischer @tomsegura i'll give you one guess what's inside for re(de)hydration. #stayhydrated #2b1c

anectolts's tweet image. just finished mowing the lawn. @bertkreischer @tomsegura i'll give you one guess what's inside for re(de)hydration. #stayhydrated #2b1c

2001 a space odyssey is basically 2 hours of screensaver, 15 minutes of old brand product placement, and 10 minutes of deep space shining. #StanleyKubrick


calling the universe. i need a @SHAQ doc. right meow. i want to learn more about the diesel. hit me back.


kind of feels like society is on its death bed, reconciling its existence. we're laying here making painfully honest observations of our individual and collective pasts. it's up to us to make the afterlife of society a better one, otherwise, we're all full of shit.


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“You sold my pet bird to a blind kid?”

marknorm's tweet image. “You sold my pet bird to a blind kid?”

who has watched @marknorm's new spesh #OuttoLunch the most? I'm up to three times so far, not nearly enough. If zero, get your numbers up baby!! youtu.be/tDolNU89SXI #COMEDY!


the greatest twitter account is back!

Really enjoyed The Last Dance, but I also enjoyed counting toothpicks quickly in Rain Man.



can't think of #PeteTownshend without remembering the time ken pretended to be him at a pre-concert tailgate and smashed nick's guitar into pieces. saving him from embarrassment with lindsay. those were the days... #freaksandgeeks @Sethrogen @jasonsegel @JuddApatow


if you saw the last episode of #TheLastDance and wondering what hotel room in #SaltLakeCity has a grand piano in it - it's the Hilton Salt Lake City Center's Presidential Suite. worked there years ago rumor was its the only room MJ would stay in when in town because of the piano


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