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im falling down the dan and Phil rabbit hole again and suddenly im a pre teen again


Im gonna shoot myself!!!! Its cold outside AND i gotta go work in a damn freezer 😩


3 years ago I slayed, let us remember


𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 💖 (she/her) 님이 재게시함

My bsf left her husband of 2 years because when she went grocery shopping, she'd buy the cookies he likes and the cookies she likes but the one time he did the shopping, he only bought the cookies he likes. It be the smallest thing that opens your eyes to ppl not really liking U


my daughter falls asleep to pantera!!!!! <33333


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maybe im in the minority but i love a birthday dinner. this is how i act after 1 cocktail with anyone's high school friend and coworker


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i’ve never needed a shirt more

avagraciee's tweet image. i’ve never needed a shirt more
avagraciee's tweet image. i’ve never needed a shirt more

𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 💖 (she/her) 님이 재게시함

me: they should offer a discount if the uber stank oomf: nooo everyone would be like lets take the uber stank its cheaper


Bruh, guys just be making shit up just to call themselves impressive like what the fuck is that 💀

wtf do they be even training for????😭



𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 💖 (she/her) 님이 재게시함

as a mexican, i want to know why us mexicans are always saying “dude imagine” like what are we imagining…..


𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 💖 (she/her) 님이 재게시함

my girl making me have fun with her

97Vercetti's tweet image. my girl making me have fun with her

𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 💖 (she/her) 님이 재게시함

if a diva clocks a tea, but no one is around to gag, does it even make a slay


𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 💖 (she/her) 님이 재게시함

not to trauma dump or anything but during the boston tea party, i was actually thrown into the boston harbor because they thought my body was tea. it was really scary. i almost drowned.


𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 💖 (she/her) 님이 재게시함

taco bell doesn’t hurt my stomach bc it knows i approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit


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gm check out this gag from a cat pro wrestling anime that made me chuckle


You know what, i love being a bitch. Let me hit them where it hurts, send me on someone like a feral dog.


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