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Trump told his violent supporters who stormed the Capitol to go home, but he also offered support: "We love you. You're very special." buzzfeednews.com/article/salvad…
You know, sometimes the world is a shitty place, but then you’re lucky to get Margaret for your Uber driver, who at 3:45a tells you that you look really pretty and hopes you have a good weekend.
I always forget how weird airports truly are until I see someone FaceTiming on full volume, at 4 in the morning, asking about their Netflix password. #AirportsAreWeird #Priorities
#OverheardAtWork: “I bought Grape Nuts so I could say I had them to be funny”
Solve our heated debate at work. Which is superior?
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Due to both the Auburn game and the MSU game being on at the same time, I’ve been banished to the projector upstairs. But animals followed me up here, and this is where we keep the beer, so I think I am the real winner here.
Today I told a coworker: “well salsa does fix everything” (about his food). His response? “One day you’ll be on a leaking ship and I’ll be yelling at you from another ship to ask you if the salsa still fixes everything.” #confused
Currently listening to “Man, I feel like a woman” aka the song that I’m always a little too drunk to sing at karaoke with @narlikave
Today on a work call, the phrase “Looky Lou” was used... 3 times... by professionals
Today, I used the phrase “I’m not mad, just disappointed” to a customer service rep, and honestly the glee I felt after that was almost addicting.
Today, I sent the most loving text to my husband. Unfortunately, when I looked down, I had actually sent the text to my cell phone provider. #mornings
The woman across from me in this waiting room keeps saying “Jeepers Creepers” every time she needs to make an exclamation and now I have a new phrase to add to my vocabulary.
#OverheardAtWork: “isn’t Cats like West Story, you know with Bennie and the Jets?”
First day of the honeymoon part 2: after a cancellation and two delays, we’re on the bus to get to the cruise! Because we’re porting out of Miami, Josh has not stopped singing Will Smith since we got here.
If anyone’s curious how well I do before 6am, I’ve already asked the gate agent why my flight number was wrong and she showed me that I was looking at the wrong ticket. #tooearly
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