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@angrydwarf12

I have a -3 to charisma. You can deal with it or take it up with my boar Tom.

Mulan is the best movie of all time.


Dwarf life forever


So I was forging today, a few minor weapons, when I got a hot ember in my beard. Happens all the time@:/ grumble grumble


A dwarf smells danger like a bloodhound.


Take a look at our #dwarfen halls and know that Even the biggest of things can be accomplished by the smallest of people.


A #dwarf has a motto: never think small.


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Or maybe the idea we should stay behind is that nobody is small. Not even a #dwarf.


I hate charging into a group of #enemies and remembering I left the lights on in my cave at home. Puts me off my game.


A #dwarf is more than happy to snuggle up to a stuffed toy at night.


Name’s Greaek.


#dwarfs can’t reach the top shelf in human stores. But if we’re angry enough We’ll reach the top by climbing the corpses of our enemies.


A #dwarf does not smell good. A dwarf smells of battle and sweat... If you want roses smell an #elf


Dwarfs don't dance!


What is scarier than a #dwarf? A dwarf with an Axe. #joke


How many #dwarfs does it take to change a lantern? One at groin level with an axe, daring you to say something clever. #joke #funny


Two #humans walk into a bar. The #dwarf walks under it.


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