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@ankitjain2212

The freedom to make my own mistakes was all I ever wanted..

Hey @BlueDartCares & @BlueDartCares - your team is quick on updating false status of the package on the website but not delivering the package - Waybill No. - 88152188762 was supposed to reach me the day before yesterday and today its the end of the day.


Earth : Thank you China..


I looked out of the window.. and this is as close as we can get to #TheWalkingDead #JantaCurfew I would love a world like that..


You think Slade Wilson & Wade Wilson could be brothers? #marvelcomics #dccomics #MarvelStudios #DCUNIVERSE


So we can do this to Ducks but not rapists??

ankitjain2212's tweet image. So we can do this to Ducks but not rapists??

Aunty: Hello beta Me: Hello Aunty Aunty: come beta.. kya loge? Me: Aunty tamma tamma..


So I entered a mall.. and the security guy rubbed his metal detector all over my body.. touched my ball sack twice with it.. is there a department to report sexual harassment case? 😂🤣


If someone had 2 kids both boys.. and they name them.. Adarsh and oosoool.. Everytime parents are frustrated.. they can say Uff ye oosoool ye Adarsh.. 🤣😂 #autorickshawthoughts


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Game of Thrones | Season 8 | Official Trailer (HBO) is Out! 😯 youtu.be/rlR4PJn8b8I via @YouTube


"Jagga Jiteya" is the new gym song.. #UriSurgicalStrike


If @BombayTrooper sells shit on their website and u order it.. U still won't get ur order.. coz they don't give a shit..


Never buy stuff from @BombayTrooper they do not deliver. Literally. I don't know if I hate them. But it's has been my experience.


This is a new currency and payment network built by ex-PayPal guys, called Initiative Q. The amount you reserve decreases every day, and each member has a limited number of invites. You can use my invite link here: initiativeq.com/invite/S4WBTCT… (Don’t worry. No funny stuff)


I asked the girl sitting next to me in the office. Ankit: hey do u listen to Eminem? Girl: what? It is a kind of gems right? Ankit: let me post this real quick. (*_*)


Just saw #silvat trailer.. @kaneezsurka is that you? If not.. why not? You can SO do it ( i mean a lead role in a movie).


Because that is the most erotic part of male body.. so no tennis or badminton or volley ball or basket ball or long jump or 100 mtr 400 mtr or marathon or primary school kids.. it is a fuck-wa after all..

ankitjain2212's tweet image. Because that is the most erotic part of male body.. so no tennis or badminton or volley ball or basket ball or long jump or 100 mtr 400 mtr or marathon or primary school kids.. it is a fuck-wa after all..

Akhkhannd chootiyapa.. this only goes to prove that they don't have an agenda.. unko bas mazey aa rahe hai.. #Padmavat #KarniSena congratulations app chutiye hai..

ankitjain2212's tweet image. Akhkhannd chootiyapa.. this only goes to prove that they don't have an agenda.. unko bas mazey aa rahe hai.. #Padmavat  #KarniSena congratulations app chutiye hai..

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