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they made the internet for nights like these - SAFC - 49ers

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They never mention that whenever Pavlov heard the bell, all he thought about was dogs.


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Was the European Super League an apprentice task?


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To celebrate the legendary Mike Bubbins birthday, I thought I'd put together my favourite moment of his...his @LFC debut. (Apparently I have to do this in 2 halves) @MikeBubbins @elisjames @SteffGarrero @distantpod


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The crippling fear of those white men that equality for all means less for them is a blatant confession that the current system is unfair. They’ve demonstrated perfectly why we need drastic change and how important it is to reject the world they want to live in.


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pretty cool how cops are decked out in fancy battle armor to fight civilians who aren’t hurting anyone while nurses had to tape trash bags to their faces to fight the disease that’s killing everyone


#bbcnfl how was Mahomes run on 3rd down counted? He didn’t have a knee or the ball on the ground before Ward tackled it out of his hand...


You said you’d sell @SunderlandAFC when you’d outstayed your welcome. That time is now. #DonaldOut #SAFC


Alan and his matching cushion.

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@PaddyConsidine ... and a homophobe and against abortion.


RT @cluedont Same sex marriage? Whatever next? Left-handed teachers!!??


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MAYOORE: (tied to chair) How inheckes didyou gete inheere? CRIMER: Im... (puts on sunglasses) crimed my waye in. VOISEOVER: To be contingue!


No phrase disappoints me as often as "resealable tab".


that was so good i'm going to leave adrian chiles un-muted while i watch the ITV post-game analysis, just to fully enjoy some more replays.


@markdowdmusic @2bard now then, what's all this. I could rock tim's and a flat-peaked baseball cap.


First floor (ground floor?) of a double-decker bus was a mistake, middle-aged couple now sitting directly opposite me, uncomfortably close.


why has Will Ferrell never done a film called "The Ball Boy", where he plays a man with learning difficulties who becomes a ball boy?


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I once spent an hour long bus journey, discussing predictable 'pull back & reveal' jokes with another comedian, and then he got off the bus.


i don't even like tennis..


@markdowdmusic @mackderouac well there will be a pair of vegetables at my house (my grandmothers). don't let them anywhere near your gob.


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