As crazy as my daughter makes me, I can only pity the poor man who marries her!!
Wonders when my kids are going to realize the bathroom is not a portal to another dimension, and I am not running away- I just need to pee.
the definition of marriage- betting someone half your shit that you'll love them forever.
WARNING to the ladies... When you get married, you don't get a marriage license... you actually get adoption papers for an over grown kid!!
does not wish to sleep like a baby because babies don't sleep. I wish to sleep like a old man in a Southern Baptist Church.
You know you are in your third trimester when you drop something on the kitchen floor and stare at it, thinking, "Do I really need that?"
i wish my life had background music it'd make life so much more interesting
wishes my brain would quit running around in circles because my body has already passed out in exhaustion!
The best answer to anger is silence. Unfortunately, I have problems keeping my mouth shut!!!
Bi-polar Wednesday - that day where you fluctuate between, "WooHoo, the week is half over" and "Oh crap, the week is only half over."
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