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Don't really want to die in a ditch in the Donbass

In Newcastle waiting for breakdown recovery, if anyone wants some.


If this evening has proved one thing, I need to start lifting weights or put a breaker bar in the boot of my car.


This is how my end of year review went at work.


MFW a robo-dog calls me saar.

BREAKING - Months after a Miami hotel was caught using Indians handling check-ins remotely at the front desk, an Atlanta security company has been caught using overseas Indian staff to command robot dog drones.



Right now a shitlib is writing a "comedy" sketch parodying the traitors but the contestants are Labour Party MPs.


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Coulter's law is in effect

๐Ÿšจ SUMMARY: What we know so far after the attack at the Heaton Park Hebrew Congregation Synagogue in Manchester - 09:31 -Greater Manchester Police received a report from a member of the public saying he witnessed a car being driven into members of the public, and one man hadโ€ฆ



The current state of Rock music. It is dead.

applestag's tweet image. The current state of Rock music. It is dead.

"Can I clean your tube carriage?" is one hell of a risky move.

โ€œHave you ever cleaned a tube carriage?โ€ โ€œSorry, what?โ€ โ€œI SAID HAVE YOU EVER CLEANED A TUBE CARRIAGEโ€

LemanWalters's tweet image. โ€œHave you ever cleaned a tube carriage?โ€

โ€œSorry, what?โ€

โ€œI SAID HAVE YOU EVER CLEANED A TUBE CARRIAGEโ€
LemanWalters's tweet image. โ€œHave you ever cleaned a tube carriage?โ€

โ€œSorry, what?โ€

โ€œI SAID HAVE YOU EVER CLEANED A TUBE CARRIAGEโ€


The British judicial system today:


How are you going to deport to countries that won't allow the plane to land? Me: Well....


What's wrong, Teesside? You ok?

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๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ Migrant hotels (pink) over violent and sex crimes heat map. 214M records in police databases between June '22 and May '25. Complied by @quicksortuk

vpopulimedia's tweet image. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ Migrant hotels (pink) over violent and sex crimes heat map.

214M records in police databases between June '22 and May '25.

Complied by @quicksortuk


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