Jessica Lancaster
@askeletonkey
'I am a collage of unaccounted for brushstrokes. I am all random.' I'll run over your grandma two seconds after giving you my lifesavings. Stay on your toes.
Dit vind je misschien leuk
i forgot twitter existed for awhile. im back, biscuits. just maybe a little less emo. (don't get your hopes up.)
I'm like a lost boy - trapped somewhere between forgetting childhood and ignoring the inevitable adulthood.
it's now been determined that I can't watch movies with men in uniform without getting a little sentimental. I miss my husband.
even if this were to all come crashing down tomorrow, at least for today, for this moment, I have known perfection.
Are in Alaska because I feel like a sexkimo #punny @emily_rae93 @askeletonkey
"@MrRandomSilly: Weekends be like... " @askeletonkey @ktshepherdd @dannytee251 @Dylard @emily_rae93
I never knew I was planning zombie apocalypse by falling in loooooovvvveeeee @askeletonkey
"@LifeWithAlcohol: White girls love FireBall Whisky." @askeletonkey @DaisyPayneLane
best friend status: playing paper, rock, scissors and choosing the same thing 3 times in a row.
Old enough to feel ancient, young enough to know that most things I say/do/think are dumb.
that sounded more like a line from an emo Disney princess movie than I wanted it to.
"I'm going to mark my territory like a real kitty." @DaisyPayneLane
United States Trends
- 1. Lakers N/A
- 2. Luka N/A
- 3. Clippers N/A
- 4. #TheTraitorsUS N/A
- 5. Kawhi N/A
- 6. Colton N/A
- 7. Vando N/A
- 8. Ayton N/A
- 9. #criticalrolespoilers N/A
- 10. #TNAiMPACT N/A
- 11. John Collins N/A
- 12. #LakeShow N/A
- 13. Draymond N/A
- 14. Harden N/A
- 15. #thepitt N/A
- 16. Marcus Smart N/A
- 17. Autopilot N/A
- 18. Zubac N/A
- 19. Aaliyah Chavez N/A
- 20. Paolini N/A
Dit vind je misschien leuk
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