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Somehow 37. He/Him. Convoluted bullshit. 🇬🇹🇲🇽

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I will just leave this here if anyone wants to name drop me or anything 👉👈

Have you nominated your favorite GameHER yet? 👀 This is your moment to shout out the women and femme gamers making gaming a better space for everyone. 🏆 Nominations for the gameHERs Awards 2026 close January--tap the link in bio to nominate! #thegameHERs #thegameHERsAwards

thegamehers's tweet image. Have you nominated your favorite GameHER yet? 👀

This is your moment to shout out the women and femme gamers making gaming a better space for everyone.

🏆 Nominations for the gameHERs Awards 2026 close January--tap the link in bio to nominate!
#thegameHERs #thegameHERsAwards
thegamehers's tweet image. Have you nominated your favorite GameHER yet? 👀

This is your moment to shout out the women and femme gamers making gaming a better space for everyone.

🏆 Nominations for the gameHERs Awards 2026 close January--tap the link in bio to nominate!
#thegameHERs #thegameHERsAwards


Why/how am I still awake


One time on tumblr over a decade ago, someone said I looked like Mark Ruffalo

post you and your celeb lookalike :-)

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"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.

Wherever he goes, he wants to leave: SA, Canada, ultimately the U.S. in the long run, based on his behavior. This also includes Earth. A continuous disavowal of your home is odd, to say the least. He seems to have no capacity for a normal level of appreciation.



The children yearn for Ultra Q

'Jimmy Olsen' spinoff series is officially in the works at DC • It's being developed by the creators of 'American Vandal' • Gorilla Grodd will be a major character in the show • Follows Daily Planet reporters tackling cases involving super-powered villains (via @THR)

CultureCrave's tweet image. 'Jimmy Olsen' spinoff series is officially in the works at DC

• It's being developed by the creators of 'American Vandal' 

• Gorilla Grodd will be a major character in the show

• Follows Daily Planet reporters tackling cases involving super-powered villains 

(via @THR)
CultureCrave's tweet image. 'Jimmy Olsen' spinoff series is officially in the works at DC

• It's being developed by the creators of 'American Vandal' 

• Gorilla Grodd will be a major character in the show

• Follows Daily Planet reporters tackling cases involving super-powered villains 

(via @THR)


What if I have a second drink?


Can someone let me hold $250?

Faded Film Noir Rugby has been restocked at houseoferrors.org

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daily affirmations

the criterion collection is the easiest, most accessible way to get into more auteur films and there is absolutely nothing pretentious about collecting them and showing them off.



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this is why I never feel guilty about my unread or half-read pile of books, the time for them finds me eventually

There are books I couldn’t finish years ago that now feel like they were written for the version of me I’ve now become. And that’s the quiet magic of timing.



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This is the greatest day in San Antonio history 🤝

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"Italy’s biggest pasta exporters say import and antidumping duties totaling 107% on their pasta brands will make doing business in America too costly and are preparing to pull out of U.S. stores as soon as January."

MattZeitlin's tweet image. "Italy’s biggest pasta exporters say import and antidumping duties totaling 107% on their pasta brands will make doing business in America too costly and are preparing to pull out of U.S. stores as soon as January."


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Dick Powell as Philip Marlowe in “Murder, My Sweet.”

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SBRadachi's tweet image. Dick Powell as Philip Marlowe in “Murder, My Sweet.”
SBRadachi's tweet image. Dick Powell as Philip Marlowe in “Murder, My Sweet.”

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🇵🇸Donate to Gaza🇵🇸 Bread, milk, and diapers These are basic necessities we provide to displaced people in the Gaza Strip, despite all the challenges posed by suppl❤️🫶 shortages and rising prices. Therefore we hope everyone will donate and participate🫂 chuffed.org/project/138529


Got my kitchen knife sharpened at the farmers market and I just cut through radishes like butter


I’m wearing this exam fit but with Chelsea boots

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he like dat shit

Marina Shafir spit at Roderick Strong! Awkward moment in the household 😭 #AEWCollision



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Mercedes Moné & Beast Mortos together today in Italy. 😭


I think I’ll go to the farmers market


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The first half of the month with rent always wipes me out if you have enjoyed my jokes/poems/assorted film thoughts and would like to leave a tip if definitely helps especially with gas and groceries!

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