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It’s “walk to the coffee shop across the street to treat yourself for finding the perfect case” o’clock
#summerassociatesuperlatives most likely to be fired for getting makeup on your brief: @attnuisance #AppellateTwitter #lawtwitter #lawstudenttwitter
I know it's "summer" and people are having "fun" but I just bought 10 chobani flips for $10 so who's the real winner here
Better to be a public defender or a prosecutor? Why? #pdtwitter #prosecutortwitter #crimlawtwitter
A litigator consulting the bluebook to ensure her short cite is formatted correctly is equivalent to an accountant doing 2+2 in his calculator just to be sure. #cantstopwontstop
Intercession class recommendation: LRW III: How to paraphrase opinions from the late 1800s to make the facts readable for your boss. Alternately titled "Decoding Passive Voice: Who did what? No one knows!"
Totally reasonable. Flying cats are pretty rare.
So I slept at my parents house last night and I went outside to leave and there was a huge turd on my car. I’m like... what kind of bird could have possibly...???!! It was clearly a cat. That my mind first went to bird makes me question whether I have any business lawyering
The 8 levels of midwestern anger 8. “Woah woah woah” 7. “Hold your horses” 6. “Jeez Louise” 5. “For Heaven’s sake”” 4. “If I had a nickel for every time” 3. “Well, now wait a minute” 2. “For Pete’s sake” 1. “Listen here pal”
Have I been keto for too long or does printer toner smell like baking bread?
Some are born a peacock, some have to work a little harder to achieve their peacockness. I love this 🦜
Prepping for an OA next week and thought I'd share a trick of mine. W/ my paralegal's help I print my notes directly to the inside of a file folder. I'll keep briefs etc. close at hand, but usually this is all I'll take to the podium. #AppellateTwitter
ME: Please, I beg you, just tell me the ingredients. RECIPE SITE: Sure! ME: Thank you. RECIPE SITE: After I explain WHY I love these ingredients— ME: *Whispers* No. RECIPE SITE: —It was a crisp, fall evening, and I, a wide-eyed college student, was studying in Rome.
I see your six hours on five pages and raise you eight hours on one paragraph.
Shorthand filters that Rent the Runway should put on its Wedding Guest page: —Casual Guest Filter: comfy for dancing; pockets —“What Dress Code?” Filter: ballgowns and pool party dresses only —Bitter Ex-Girlfriend Filter: low-cut, mini; bright red or all white
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I'm just a girl staring at Westlaw begging it to give me something I can use #20hoursofresearch #nothingtoshowforit
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