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"@WomensHumor: #ThatMomentWhen you have to pretend you have a penis to get through something." @Keegaroo2 @chappy_19 @iAndyLane
“@WomensHumor: I bet it will only take one more cookie to make me feel sick, but I'm going to have two, just to be sure.” @audbum
I'm starting to think I buy fresh fruit and vegetables just to see them die a slow death on my counter.
Friends are like fat thighs.....they stick together.
Checking the forecast for tonight and there's a 0% chance of me cooking.
Time heals all wounds. Except herpes.
If by teamwork, you mean working alone, then yes, I do well with teamwork.
I would like to apologize to my younger self for not fully appreciating nap time when I had it.
I may be crazy, but at least I'm rational about it.
(201): Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
if there's enough room to write "bootylicious" on the back of your shorts, you're not bootylicious.. your just fat and have a wide ass.
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