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Did you know that AFL Football was introduced by the early settlers as a means of transporting cheese across crocodile infested waters


Hang on can I just capture the local manager of local takeaway take him to a kangaroo court ie my house and put my shortie in as new manager and get all the oily burgers I want now #venezuala


If only I could message heaven and hell and tell dead people to fuck off


So many people popping monologues even standing on them don’t interrupt or it may fall


If you’re upside down do your underarms become your overarms ? Which makes you wonder about your four arms


Putting my Christmas Stockings up 🌲 over my head


Reasons my automated self driving car failed it’s first driving license test today…


Cookin with gas It’s the the new anti vax


#AussieFarmer ya gotta have more hearts than an octopus and more guts than a cow

aussiecomedy's tweet image. #AussieFarmer ya gotta have more hearts than an octopus and more guts than a cow

Texting yourself is moderately less crazy than talking to yourself ? ? ?


Spending my day talking to my hand 🤳


#Marijuana Now we can legally get high and watch comedy in Australia yayyy #Cannabis unfortunately it’s by monopolised prescription only but it’s a start;) #Montu #Alternaleaf here’s a link to unboxing Aussie grown weed woohoo we no longer fugitives 🌈☮️❤️ m.facebook.com/story.php?stor…


Silent vehicles should have wind chimes for harmonic spatial awareness


Haha Australia’s funniest cooking craze he must use psychedelics or ingredients from nimbin idk but man I did the 5 minute mousse challenge and satisfied my munchies cravings totally divine yummyness mmm give me more 👅 taste bud ecstasy orgasm of the senses #MasterChef

5 Minute Chocolate Mousse #VeganDessert 🍨 facebook.com/10000018292631… 5 very healthy ingredients Avocado 🥑 Coconut Cream 🥥 Cacao 😋 Almond Meal 💪 Frozen cherries 🍒 optional add your favourite protein powder ⏰ so easy very delicious



Going for my learners permit to try get my Eating Out licence …. 👅 🐟 🌮 🎉 Bit of tongue in cheek humour but it’s 2022 and ya Need a license to work visit a gallery or eat in a cafe ✅ 🤯 #NoVaccinePassports


Part 3 delicious 5 Minute Chocolate Mousse It’s raw as Here’s a list of ingredients Avocado Coconut Cream Cacao Powder Almond meal Dates Cherries 🍒 Optional strawberries 🍓 blueberries 🫐 nut spreads 🥜 protein powder - splash of water/juice or milk if prefer like a smoothie


Part two of delicious 5 minute chocolate cherry mousse


Here’s my delicious 5 minute chocolate moose - nutrient dense you won’t believe it’s dairy and sugar free #chocolateMousse #vegan


Omg How horrific Soz trigger warning found footage of them shooting at their own civilians #Russia #Ukraine #WestPapua #Myanmar #Kyiv

SHOCKING: Russian Forces open fire on peaceful citizens of Ukraine 🤬



Covid19 was a scam it’s official Condolences to all Australia scammed by the media and government #DirtyRats Adjusted official figures from ABS only 83 people died with Covid19 last year abs.gov.au/articles/covid…


3 Strikes and you’re Out ⚾️ if the first 2 hits didn’t work why would the 3rd ? 🍄🌈🦄 #OttawaProtest #CanberraConvoy #CanberraFreedom #MelbourneProtest #SydneyProtest end the cruel medical apartheid and stop discrimination and segregation no caste system for Australia

aussiecomedy's tweet image. 3 Strikes and you’re Out ⚾️ if the first 2 hits didn’t work why would the 3rd ? 🍄🌈🦄 #OttawaProtest #CanberraConvoy #CanberraFreedom #MelbourneProtest #SydneyProtest end the cruel medical apartheid and stop discrimination and segregation no caste system for Australia

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