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@austine_ste

Certified Accountant/ Exodus 14:14

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Day 0 without sex: my government fucks me up every day 😭😂.


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My sex life will be very dry this year, I need clarity in my relationships, and sex has a way of muddying the waters

Look at you. Your sex life is so dry, you’re only surviving off flashbacks.



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Yes I’m a whore but I’m looking for purpose in life


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Can't argue without abusive words.

what are the subtle signs of low intelligence?



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Arguing with a woman.

what is a sign of very low intelligence??



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All it takes is one good year.


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BEING ABLE TO QUIT YOUR JOB IF YOU HATE IT

What's a privilege that people act as if it isn't ?



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delaying your haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow up more iconic is a cheatcode


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when i tell a story, i tell the BAD part i did TOO. That's the difference.

One thing about you? 🤲🏾



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It doesn't matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.


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I am currently beefing with a 54 year old man at work 😩.

Thabi_kaNkosi's tweet image. I am currently beefing with a 54 year old man at work 😩.

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No im not. Delete my number.

_dxllz7's tweet image. No im not. Delete my number.

No matter how we ended, I'm always here.



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Sex is never that serious to me

fw_naetoblaq's tweet image. Sex is never that serious to me

lack of sex be having you mad at every lil thing lmao



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People that sexualize everything.

What are y'all starting to dislike more and more the older you get?



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Normalize never speaking to people again after they disrespected you.


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I fell in love with this quote: “Discipline is remembering who you said you wanted to be.”


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You can tell who’s really chosen. They go through hell and come back laughing.


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i really leave people alone.

What's your contribution to society?



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asked my cousin to pick up samosas for a dinner i’m hosting. he asked how many people. i said 11. he brought 11 samosas.


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Either someone’s died or I’ve left socks on the floor there’s no in between

dontbesaltycry's tweet image. Either someone’s died or I’ve left socks on the floor there’s no in between

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I'm not a person of many words . Talking is stressful to me . This is another reason why I enjoy well behaved people because I have to say less.


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