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Ankit Chawla

@averagespy

Brand Manager | NTU MBA | Love personal finance, whisky, squash - in that order.

“First Lady of New York”

They met on Hinge and now she’s First Lady of New York,,, keep swiping ladies

Rodericka's tweet image. They met on Hinge and now she’s First Lady of New York,,, keep swiping ladies


Singapore rains (it rains 182 days in a year btw)

I mean what’s stopping you from turning you balcony into this 🤌

Sam0kayy's tweet image. I mean what’s stopping you from turning you balcony into this 🤌


#TIL Zohran Mamdani is actually filmmaker Mira Nair’s son! 🤯


Well, @Amul_Coop scammed me. Bought some stuff from their website in April 2025. Hasn’t been delivered yet 🥲

Amul products exist only on twitter



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I'm ex-Infosys from that period. 20 somethings now are fitter, more health conscious than we were. I think there were more smokers/drinkers then amongst us. (Although there are more women smokers/drinkers now than in the 90s/2000s). We slogged like hell. 15 hr workday was…

Clean-shaven, fitter bodies, no potbellies, no phones glued to hands, no AI-induced job anxiety. Just genuine laughs and cross-cultural friendships. What a blessed era to work in IT.



Even your Black Label has 450ml water for hydration

We’re living in wild times man, even my McDonald’s burger has 31g protein. 😭

immasiddx's tweet image. We’re living in wild times man, even my McDonald’s burger has 31g protein. 😭
immasiddx's tweet image. We’re living in wild times man, even my McDonald’s burger has 31g protein. 😭


Why do we Indians have this inferiority complex? "They have robust intelligence"

It has happened at multiple airports, but I feel they have a very robust intelligence to thwart things before they happen or spend a lot of energy there. We, according to our population size, have to have defenses at the last mile(airport, mall, railway, metro stations)



Reminds me of @sahas1301 and my wedding in Dec last year. Lowkey proud of this menu, which I 100% came up with on my own. 🫡

averagespy's tweet image. Reminds me of @sahas1301 and my wedding in Dec last year. Lowkey proud of this menu, which I 100% came up with on my own. 🫡

At @aftershootco Diwali Party, the cocktail names are absolutely hilarious 🤣

championswimmer's tweet image. At @aftershootco Diwali Party, the cocktail names are absolutely hilarious 🤣


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This is a fantastic facility in the Mumbai metro. I wish to see more and more Mumbaikars using it.


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CHINA’S GOLD RESERVES SURGED TO A STUNNING $283.29 BILLION BY END-SEPTEMBER, UP SHARPLY FROM $253.84 BILLION IN AUGUST — MARKING ONE OF THE BIGGEST MONTHLY JUMPS ON RECORD.


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Mounting trash piles, open defecation that’s New Delhi’s RK Puram for you. Repeated requests to clean up the constituency leads to nothing. Great work @AnilSharma4BJP 🫡


First time. Haven’t seen better quality cabs in India. @shoffr_in

averagespy's tweet image. First time. Haven’t seen better quality cabs in India. @shoffr_in

Capitalism sucks: Exhibit 1045 Spotted at a mall in Hong Kong (2017)

averagespy's tweet image. Capitalism sucks: Exhibit 1045

Spotted at a mall in Hong Kong (2017)

What a fucking arsehole. Singlehandedly responsible for ruining delicately carved US foreign relations.

US President Donald Trump it seems has made up his mind to destroy US-India Strategic Partnership bit by bit every single day. Grave strategic miscalculation. New Trump Statement aimed at humiliating India - “I am talking to a very terrific man, Prime Minister of India, Narendra…



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We just launched ChatGPT Go in India, a new subscription tier that gives users in India more access to our most popular features: 10x higher message limits, 10x more image generations, 10x more file uploads, and 2x longer memory compared with our free tier. All for Rs. 399. 🇮🇳


Bloody good.

Thank you for your interest in Astronomer.



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