AvoidLighthouses🏴☠️ #LongLiveOFMD
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they/them/theirs ✨ 24 ✨ Writes fanfic sometimes ✨ Proud member of the Rhys Darby Faction 🏴☠️ If Max won’t make the third season, I’LL DO IT MYSELF 🍊🗡️
All the things I wanna do, I wanna do them with you ❤️
Bothered. Dehydrated. Feral. In too many lanes. Distracted. Barely surviving. Unhinged.
If you’re looking for an excuse to message your con crush, this is it ☺️🏴☠️
“Do we really want to live in Zaslav's reality, where we have 22 seasons of Bill Maher but no season 3 for the merriest of men? The math isn’t mathing.’” @EW is asking the real questions in naming #OFMD one of the 2024 cancellations that hurt the most! ew.com/2024-show-canc…
Netflix just bought a huge studio in New Jersey…. HEY @netflix !!! I SEE YOUR SPENDING MONEY ON NEW STUDIOS….YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GREAT TO PUT IN A STUDIO!?! GAY PIRATES YOU SHOULD GIVE @david_jenkins__ A CALL!
Going private tonight folks… sad day…
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Someone PLEASE link me to the Synchronicity stick figure art I am on my knees 🙏🏻
My Twitter feed today is just cheese, fighting, and politics. Here for the cheese, but I think my enthusiasm for dairy might not be enough to tell the algorithm that I DONT WANT M*G* SHIT ALL OVER MY FYP
“I’ve never had a doubt in my mind. I’ve known—god, I’ve known since before we were even dating. I knew that day you played fucking pirates with my kids in my living room that it was you.”
Okay I think it’s been long enough that he won’t see this but I’m still recovering from being perceived by pirate dad 🫣
You have nothing to offer me!! #POS
next Cishet person that tells me "ur gonna be ok" is getting their eyes gouged out
I’m tired. I’m so fucking tired.
I voted. Did my part. Now I just have to deal with the crippling anxiety and sense of possible impending doom that comes with the waiting game 🙃
I have never been so happy to fail a challenge in my life 🥰
Samba 🥹 this is beautiful. This is so lovely! Stede is SO. IN. LOVE. Look at his face 🥹
Happy 1 year anniversary to the season 2 finale… babe🫶🏴☠️🖤 #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
Happy 1 year anniversary to the season 2 finale… babe🫶🏴☠️🖤 #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP! BABE! AAAAAAGH
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