Amber
@awolf29
I'm Amber and I'm the shit and that's pretty much all you need to know :)
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Softie likes to play a game called "you can't see me if I can't see you" #buticanseeher #puppylove… instagram.com/p/Y5LxQNFSEw/
Happy 1 month birthday to my baby boy! #loveofmylife #babylove #levi #myboy instagram.com/p/Y3GHbDFSMi/
I love watching Grey's reruns on Lifetime every afternoon, but I hate the Private Practice crossover episodes. #skipit
So I bragged earlier about how good Levi slept last night. He's making it up to me now. He could prob win the award for Fussiest Baby.
So the fact that I was able to do it without her gives me hope that we can move back to our house soon!!
Normally my mom helps me with getting him to bed around 11pm bc he's so fussy and won't settle down for me.
I gave baby boy gas drops last night and we both slept so much better! Thank God! I even did all feedings by myself! #braggingtweet
My handsome son (photographed by @MrsDaweHuling) #nofilter #newborn #babylove instagram.com/p/Yr2ynFFSFe/
All of the penises #pinthejunkonthehunk #ballandchain #tinypeepee #GNO #bacheloretteparty instagram.com/p/YoVZVilSDc/
This restaurant gave us suckers with out check, instead of mints. Not like dum dums or blow pops. Like old school Shoney's suckers.
I'm pretty sure @bravoandy should get me as the next Real Housewife of Anywhere #ATLshawty #smokinhot… instagram.com/p/Yn48yyFSEq/
I'm going out tonight. GNO. For my brother's fiancee's bachelorette party. Dont worry about baby he's w/mom #imgettingshitty #thiswillbeepic
I'm watching that Grey's episode w/ the ferry crash and Meredith falls in the water and almost dies. I'm going to cry the rest of the day.
I know it's weird but my dog's vagina is oddly large, long and I think she needs vaginal reconstruction.You can unfollow me now.Thank you
@AmyJE24 I love this!! That's seriously how I feel reading things online to figure out what's wrong with him! Thanks for this!
I'm pretty sure my son hates me. I thought I had about 13 years to prepare for this, but no, 3 weeks old and he hates me!
I've watched 7 mins of What Would Ryan Lochte Do? And I've lost pretty much every single brain cell #WhatIs"Jeah"!!!
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