Mathew Lomas
@azteckeeper
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I have to share this again: “Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from
Long live Anchor Brewing, whose workers deserved better than this: defector.com/anchor-brewing…
Not sure how @united and @EWRairport can screw up so many of my flights (in and out) without intention.
At @DeltaHotelsLtd in Somerset. Ask for feather-free pillows (like in my profile)...and I quote: "you mean for this evening?" I respond "Yeah, the whole time I'm here." Told housekeeping went home and can't be done. Pillows in the hallway, We'll see how my neck is in the morning
3 1/2 hr flight from DEN to ERW. Time on tarmac in Newark waiting for gate 2 1/4 hrs. Thunderstorms or not, not your finest moment @united
Joy!! Pure f-in' JOY!! It's been 49 years since I mistook Man City for Argentina on TV. This is the greatest year ever as a @mancity fan AND a @afa fan!
If your political agenda repeatedly puts you in various scenarios that involve overthrowing electoral outcomes, there might be a problem with your political agenda.
Air Force Denies Evocative Flight Plan Was Inappropriate insidehook.com/daily_brief/ne…
If you’ve already seen a piglet balancing itself on a rolling ball today, just keep scrolling. 🐷
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