Andy
@babaRUMdev
Vile. Vitriolic. Vituperative. Sarcastic. Humorous! A Passionate Sportsman. A Classy Mixologist. A Part-time Cook. A Social Media Buffoon
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A kid at the gym I workout, came up to a lady standing next to me, to ask her how old she was. The fine lady replied, "darling, I'm old enough to get a sugar daddy, or be someone's sugar mommy"! Dang! I gotta work harder on both my financial and physical health! #MamiAlwaysOnTop
Quite the listless display by India in the Boxing Day test match vs The Proteas. Their body language shows the players being mentally absent. They are evidently still hungover on the world cup final loss. The management & leadership looks past their sell by date.
Seeing how and what has transpired at @ICC global events for India since inception, I think it's only fair to say that @BCCI should own the CHOKERS tag! Look at the amount of knockouts they've qualified for, and the corresponding amount of silverware! Blame the admin & staff!
One should be emotionally available. But textually unavailable. One should be sexually available. But physically unavailable. I don't have the faintest idea about the sort of a venn diagram in which any intersection would actually work! #ModernDaySituationshipInATweet
They say 'Ignorance Is Bliss". How about some "Blissful Thinking" then?! Unlike the "Wishful" kinds! Sounds like a BLIS(s)tering thought! Bah, Humbug! 😅 #MadnessWithNoGravity #MakeThatWish #KindnessAintComing #babaRUMdev
Do not waste papyrus for the need of a pittance, for it is nothing but a give and take of the cost you bear for the sweat you spend. 😈😈😈 #ThenkYah #WastingPaperTakingNotesInMeetingsToSuckUpwards
To create and innovate is not just the lifeline of a scientist or an artist. If a regular person tries that in their mundane, morbid, morose decadence, then that will be the first step to their ecstacy and the entertainment of the world! 😈😈😈 #ThenkYah #InfluencersKiOriginStory
Keep the lobes of your hearing devices (gifted by nature), open to the divine speech of the uninitiated, and let the reflection in your retina register in your cerebrum to provide you coherence in your existence. #KaanKholKeSuno #AankhKholKeDekho #MuuBandhKarKeSocho 😈😈😈
Not many better tea/ coffee makers than myself have I seen! Nobody has scored more half-line goals on all the football fields I've been! My boundary catching in cricket was the OG before the AbD's and Pollard's came on to the scene! 😂😂😂 #ThenkYah #ApneMuuhMiyaanMitthoo 🐦🐦🐦
Heartening to see @surya_14kumar and @arshdeepsinghh playing so well down under in this T20 world cup! Hope there is lots more to come from them and they can take the team all the way to the finals! #T20WC2022 #IndianCricketTeam #India
A bear with split personalities - brown, grizzly, polar, black, and of course teddy! Now that is a relatable spirit animal to have!
ओह रे बिस्मिल काश आते आज तुम हिंदुस्तान, देखते की मुल्क सारा क्या टशन क्या थ्रिल में है, आज का लौंडा ये कहता हम तो बिस्मिल थक गए, अपनी आज़ादी तो भईया लौंडिया के तिल में है। #गाने_सुनो_मस्त_जीयो #संगीत_मस्त_चीज़_है 😝
जिन्ना प्यार प्यार तेरी शकान विचों आवे मैनू.. . . जिन्ना सुकून सुकून तेरी अखान विचों आवे मैनू.. . . जेड़ा नशा नशा तेरी अखान वीचों आवे मैनू.. मैं वेखेया बड़ा ना ओ लखान विचों आवे मैनू.. . . #संगीत_मस्त_चीज़_है #गाने_सुनो_मस्त_जीयो #मस्तिखोर_मंगलवार
The apparent "hold my beer" game between @ScuderiaFerrari & @ManUtd is quite strong. They won't let the other cause emotional trauma to their fans. Quite the shitty battle!
Late to the party on this one, but last night was a spectacularly rewarding fast bowling performance by @Jaspritbumrah93 ! Kudos man! You are a joy to watch! The only bowler in the world who makes me feel something will happen everytime he bowls! #JuiceSpriteBoomRaah 😄
हम ने वो कहा जो उन्होंने सुनना चाहा, पर बात यूं हुई की उनके चाहने वाले बदल गए.. पर चाहत फिर भी हमारी कायम रही। अब क्या ही करें, #DamagedGoods हैं हम सारे #Humans !! #दीवानगी_अलग_चीज़_है #गाने_सुनो #मस्त_जीयो
That's a collosal walloping dished out by @ECB_cricket to @BCCI's. India is doomed in this WTC cycle. Third consecutive failure to defend a meaty 4th innings target in an away test. Seems to be becoming a trend. For all its depth, India's 4th innings bowling suddenly lacks teeth.
What a splendid result for this year's Ranji Trophy! A truly historic achievement for the MP state team and their coach! Well done lads! The young turks of Mumbai also played superbly throughout the tournament! Wonderful exhibition of domestic cricket prowess!
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