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Backpack Dan

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i don’t make good jokes because i’m funny i make them because i’m sad

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#YouTubeRewind me: i hope it’s better than last year youtube:

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me: i hope it’s better than last year

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how much y’all wanna bet this is how trump is acting on the golf course today #Election2020results


i have a strong desire to get a tattoo of a pie chart on my forearm and i don’t know why


at this point my brain is the equivalent of a dumpster fire


i really wish it was socially acceptable to cry in public like a 2 year old


might start drinking after the debate last night


when i was a kid my dad would always point out what was unrealistic about kid shows and i think that’s why i’m depressed now


yeah i got that WAP wasted ass potential


mentally i’m here

backpack_dan's tweet image. mentally i’m here

yo anybody talked to the amish lately?


it’s called gen z because nothing comes after us 🤩


math isn’t real, it’s just a coincidence and you cannot convince me otherwise


the older i get the more i realize i need people to tell me what to do


ever since i stopped taking duolingo lessons the owl has made my life progressively worse


bruh do y’all remember that speed racer movie?


what are the chances barron trump has a tiktok


there’s some dude out there right now that has the cheese touch and doesn’t even know it 👀


i miss the feeling i got walking through the aisles at blockbuster


i may be a high school graduate, but i still have no clue what a mixed fraction is


flies really live in my house rent free smh


this has the same energy as trump forcing schools to reopen

backpack_dan's tweet image. this has the same energy as trump forcing schools to reopen

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